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The Corrupted Wish Game
7. July 2006 - 8:35
#71
The Corrupted Wish Game
wish granted
the milkman gave you the milk in the morning you drank it and you became superman, after a few hours another superman flys and kicks yor a*s.
i wish i had an automated toilet
7. July 2006 - 18:45
#73
The Corrupted Wish Game
grated.
but now ur feet start smelling and u need perfume down there, but ur axiles smell beautifull 
i wish i had 100 Acc with rail 
7. July 2006 - 19:29
#74
The Corrupted Wish Game
granted, you had acc. 100 and killed everyone, no one left to kill 
wish i had a new super car with automated railgun and bazooka
7. July 2006 - 23:02
#75
The Corrupted Wish Game
granted, but when u got speed like 5000 ups & shoot a rocket (rocket standard speed is 900 ups) it blasted ur a*s couse u were too fast
I wish i would be master of eating hotdogs which can eat more than 50 hotdogs in 2 minutes
8. July 2006 - 3:18
#76
The Corrupted Wish Game
granted
but a new scientific test results say that who ever eats 51 hotdogs or more in less than 2 minutes is GAY =\, now u are gay all the way! and now u have permission to join the [G] clan 
i wish coca cola wasnt so addictive 
8. July 2006 - 8:55
#77
The Corrupted Wish Game
hahaha, lmao Nixter 
granted
u bought bottle of coca cola (which isnt addictive ofc ) But when u accidentically smacked it, it poured at some kind of rusty metal stuff, when u seen what it did with it, ur 1st though was "omg great that it isnt addictive " & u moved bottle to trash.
i wish i would be the man which can drink the most quantity of alcohol
29. October 2008 - 15:24
#78
The Corrupted Wish Game
Time to gravedig a bit 
wrote:i wish i would be the man which can drink the most quantity of alcohol
Granted. You get to be the man who can drink the most alcohol, but you notice every single girl can drink more than you.
You go bankrupt trying to get a girl drunk so you can sleep with her, and you never succeed because you always get drunk before her.
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I wish i had a new HDD.
29. October 2008 - 18:07
#79
The Corrupted Wish Game
i wish i had a new:
pc
cell phone
and few other things
everything is fucked...
wrote:stage 1) i am in denial that girls exist on the internet, i think everyone is a guy
stage 2) i am in denial that everyone is real, i think you are all advanced bots
stage 3) i am in denial that the world is real, i think i am plugged into a machine
stage 4) i am in denial that machines actually exist, i think this is just one big dream
stage 5) i am in denial that i am capable of dreaming, i think my existence is fake
*poof* everything disappears.
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Granted.
You get the ROBO-WC 4000 the latest and most magnificent of all creations. It is so intelligent it can see the future and knows exactly when you are gona visit it, in order to clean itself, warm the seat, and prepare soothing music and something to snack while you are on the toilet.
Unfortunatly, its psyche get damaged soon, cause noone can stay sane, knowing exactly when somebody else is gonna shit all over it during next 2 weeks in the future.
One day you enter the bathroom, but your toilet isnt there. You look arround, and then from the ceeling he ambushes you, lands on your head, and does to you what you did to it for a long time.
You wake up from the unconsiousness cause by the ROBO-WC 4000 landing on your head, and find yourself burried in the bathroom floor. Only your head is out, and you notice your toilet preparing to sit...
The scream you utter is soon choked.
I wish to never need a deodorant.
I am proud of spreading a pirated Excessive Plus version and claim to be the original author, yay!