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What is the stupiest things you ever done?
17. March 2007 - 4:19
#11
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What is the stupiest things you ever done?
lol patrik.. thats like my 18th, but i didnt apologise... and the dude gave his phone number as "Queen"... Guv (the friend that stood me up) never said how far that went 
:P
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17. March 2007 - 6:51
#12
United Kingdom
What is the stupiest things you ever done?
wrote:ever seen a girl trying to pee her name in the snow?
..i wish my parents called me KX instead of Brenda;)
or 0
hehe... my vote for 2nd place... and i still havent figured out whether the mental image is freaking me out or turning me on... but then again... im still drunk from the friday night in(then out(then in again))...
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17. March 2007 - 6:52
#13
What is the stupiest things you ever done?
wrote:i can share a little story when i was angry with one of my most evil buddy.. he fer sure is a socipath..
...said the one who posted using 7 different colors...
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this post makes me think way back in high school when i accidentally set the hair of a girl in my class on fire...during class! she was sitting in front of me, and i was bored as hell, had this lighter that didnt work for days, so i was just clicking it right below her hair...when after 20 or 30 clicks it suddenly lit...i have never ever in my life seen fire spread out that fast, she had used some of them hair spray thingies...anyways on the spot i panicked so i just took one of my notebooks and started to hit her head, trying to put out the fire. all was so fast that at the end she wasnt sure of what had just happened, but she kept on asking me why did i hit her and why was there such an intense smell of burnt hair...i simply smiled and said it was an accident.
teh teacher thought i did it on purpose and i almost got expelled for this, the girl after she had seen the damage on her hair, never spoke to me again for the remaining 3 years of high school. now looking back i find it terribly amusing 
17. March 2007 - 9:49
#14
What is the stupiest things you ever done?
wrote:...i accidentally set the hair of a girl in my class on fire...during class!... i panicked so i just took one of my notebooks and started to hit her head, trying to put out the fire. all was so fast that at the end she wasnt sure of what had just happened, but she kept on asking me why did i hit her and why was there such an intense smell of burnt hair...i simply smiled and said it was an accident...
ROFL! omg, that is the best
17. March 2007 - 12:36
#15
What is the stupiest things you ever done?
Stupidest thing i ever did? Hm. I dont usually do stupid things, they just kinda happen to me
I once broke a window with my mate in a store just because they didnt wanna give out change for 100zł.
I puked on two policemen, coz of a dare.
When i was a little kid, there was this special trash area just behind a pharmacy. Me and my mates used to go there, pick out some random shit, like syrups, pills and stuff, put them in a bowl, piss in it, and throw @ ppl's windows and doors. One time we must overdid it a little, coz the next day this one lady had to change her window. Oh well, she was a stupid bitch anyway.
Last but not least, one time on the day everyone squirts water @ each other, we thought it would be hilarious to put a bucket with water on someone's head. There was this small little building that doubled as a garage or some shit, and there were lots of ppl goin under it, so we climbed on the roof and stalked, waiting for a victim to come by. Which turned out to be our other mate. Well, i was so excited i threw the bucket on his head ;D of course, it werent like in the movies, it didnt go smoothly on his head, it bounced off it, turned in air, and spilled the water all over his pants. The poor guy went to the hospital with a concussion, but even he was laughing
17. March 2007 - 18:44
#16
United Kingdom
What is the stupiest things you ever done?
Just remembered 2 more stories worth paying attention to...
trance's "on fire" story made me remember my own one in school, this was a few years (bout...5? 
) ago, and we were doing some sort of simple ass experiment that involved thos Bunsen burners... and in our science classes, each classroom doubled as a lab, with 4 of theses gas taps in each table, that provide the bunsen burners with the natural gas to burn...
Abyway, a mate is finished with the experiment, im bored, im thinking about my own, and im with this small wooden stick, and its still got a little flame on it, and im waving it kinda close to the gas tap, because there's a rubber tube which leads to the Burner... long storu short, he pulls the tube out and goes on to switch the thing off, and it catches a fucking flame off the "ignition stick" i was holding... which result in about a 30-40 cm flame that went "whoosh", which started to get smaller and smaller, i.e. starting to go down the pipe or smthn), so anyways, cos it was mainly my fault, and cis i didnt rele want to be known as the dude that blew up the school on national news, i swithced the tap off 
- the teacher didnt even shout at me when he talked to me he was like "you nkwo what you did"... and I held my head down and said "yes Sir, but this was an accident, and i did turn it off as well, didint I?"... and thats how I saved the school...
This one is even more cringeworthy... post-World cup final, i was all fired on on Ouzo, beer and Apple Sourz, so that particular night, i was in a state, that in certain parts of the World can be called "fucked Up".. well here's the thing... For that particular night i had a thing that if one of my homebois said smthn stupid or just as a perfectly innocent diss, i said "Im gonna headbutt ya", and pretend to headbutt whoever, stopping a few cm's from their face ( - you'all know where this is going , and on a charter bus to take us from The Bars of Bexleyheath, to this one club, we were all sittting in tha back on the 1st floor... here's the thing, bout halfway through the Bus ride, a "im gonna headbutt ya" thing went terribly wrong, cos Matt replied, yeah well Im gonna headbutt you first, hence to drunken dickheads, laughing, but simiultaneaously did the headbutting move, but the thing is.. we actually heabutted each other... result: I was bleading from my forehead, Matt was bleading mad-niggerish too, result:
- 4-hours waiting in the hospital for the queue so my Friend recieved... (god bless the NHS 
)
- A minor scar underneath my friends' eye...
- I got serious Flu for whating outside, in like a a shirt and Jeans (for some reason it was really cold)
- I was talked in my sleep for 2 days, apparently...
- Us both making jokes about the whole thing, then getting flashbacks and cringing 
- I still keep my bus pass on that charter bus to this day, and I never even made it inside the club, even though i was actually OK enough to go in (just wouldnt feel ight to leave ma hmeboi on his own 2 go to tha hospital, this was my fault too)...And funnily enough, we're better friends from this fucked up experience
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17. March 2007 - 19:08
#17
What is the stupiest things you ever done?
wrote:.And funnily enough, we're better friends from this fucked up experience
xD
ROFL @ First one
ROFLMAO @ second one..
I understood the thing, but what is headbutting?
18. March 2007 - 1:49
#18
What is the stupiest things you ever done?
wrote:
I understood the thing, but what is headbutting?
It's when you use your forehead to hit someone. Like Zidane
@Tem - actually, that kinda shit is great for hardening relationships between ppl. I had a bunch of crazy shit like this take me way back and go "haha, remember that time..." when taking trips down memory lane with my mates, while @ beers or smt. 
Tho, i doubt that was the case to what Trance did
"Remember that time i burned your hair and said it was an accident? How bout we get some coffee." 
18. March 2007 - 2:56
#19
What is the stupiest things you ever done?
craziest thing i did was | i was with my m8s andrew and ryan travis and leroy in P.A we were misfits fucked up kids basically our friend austin who was in 3rd grade wud steal lunch ables from the local rite aid (store) with his jacket. BACK TO THE STORY we all were walking in the snow to the local park to chill and we see the local pothead smoking pot so we call him names (dont want to say in fear of getting banned) but you dont call a pothead out and expect him to keep on smoking this mudda fucka chased us onto a busy highway where a semi truck filled with lord knows what drives RIGHT by us nearly hitting us . SO were running down the highway 5 of us being chased by a crackhead in the snow/ice in front of traffic from both ways and we hit this ice patch (black ice) so were sliding down the road being chased by the pothead - finnaly after more runnning we get away. OHHH NOOO its not over us being dumbasses decide to piss in snowballs and throw them at cars on the ongoing traffic. after we decide enough cars have been tortured we walk around the town and notice a cop car following us. AGAIN us being dumbass's
split we find this garage thats right next to a house the 4 of them get in leaving me behind so i have to explain to the cop what happeend ---- long but funny
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haha cops just make things much more funnier
but.. though.. they do their job and some of them do it well i still respect that. but bad cops are asses soo screw them 
You know when its psyen (: