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OLOLOL Xd plz, you'd be high on my list, Terror xD c: fa sh0o0o0o

Now i know who will be third in my list. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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OLOLOL Xd plz, you'd be high on my list, Terror xD c: fa sh0o0o0o

Now i know who will be third in my list. xD

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lol nix you'd have the "Ыыыыыы" list EVER

If i had to write a list btw, (if someone cares... not an "idiot list", but "list which defines excessive" (that's Plus and Dawn), it would prolly be like this:

1) Aliminium - king of Lolxcessive
Madbringer was warning about him waaay back in 2006. It's probably cultural differences but his "you are mortal enemy of e+, i must strike first"-private messages seriously spooked the shit out of me. Also quite ironically, i wrote a private message to him saying we should probably ignore each other cos of differences. He thinks it's viable to put his ignore tendencies in his signature, despite the fact as a "Moderator & Plus crew", he should be a shining example of tolerance and level-headedness (like me and madbringer were in 2007... we may be bitter trolls now, but you can't take our positive shit away from us ;P)

2) GermanKiller/Adolf/Fireman/any other failtroll who thinks he is "taking over e+" by spamming threads which can be easily cleaned - presumably when they run out of Morphine and straightjackets.
(ive seen emotionally unstable alcoholics after drinking 2 bottles of cognac making more sense and maintaining more reality to realism. No-one pays attention to any particular troll though, so no particular one is #1

3) Me (ShadyAK/TemEscobar/DeezNuts/DaRussian/BlacHaze/Artizzle/Bezerker/Lil Crate/Big Crate/Crate/Dvorak/Asan/HighQ-Wave/whatever)
I don't "make up" new "funy phrases", they are randomly generated on ze internet and picked up by me/us. Clanhopping thing is not right considering i have never left a clan after less than 3 months (even ones that weren't right for me), however the narcisstic nickchanges are fucking ridiculous. Not to mention the "LOL I FIND EXCESSIVE RETARDED YET I PLAY IT AT TIMES ANYWAY COS IM TOO NOOB TO JUST PLAY QL AND CPMA". I WRITE SHORT TROLLPOSTS WHICH EVERYONE REMEMBERS, YET 500+ WORD ESSAYS EXPLAINING SHIT ARE NOT READ BY ANYONE SO I GUESS I JUST "SPOIL THE COMMUNITY". I also single-handedly managed to get Trance to hate Ina, and turned aNk into angry trolls, and i am also mortal enemy of e+ despite still playing wars and even a public once in a while. IT'S TOTALLY ILLOGICAL TO ASSUME THOSE THINGS ARE FALSE AND/OR HAPPENED BY THEMSELVES .

4) Skullhead: Xd plz
ARMOR/MEGA = CHEAT
NARCYZ = CHEAT
12CHEATERDUD = CHEAT
DM17 FREEZETAG = CHEAT
Ohlol look i hate E+ so much cos edawn so i won't contribute to E+ beta bugs lists, oops 2 months have passed i bring s!soul back to e+ im prominent member of community, GIMME A LAZER AND A SPACEMAP AND A %% I SHOULD REACH. To quote an anonymous non-aNk channel guy who has nothing to do with us and was not on this list, "you got to admire skull, he has been hated on both CPMA pickup and e+ communities yet keeps going"

5) Terror - Polish Vassal of e+
Lazery king of e+. HEY GUYS WRITING A TOP-10 IDIOT LIST AND TRYING TO PUT AS MUCH ANK PLAYERS WITHOUT ACTUALLY THINKING ENTIRE LIST THROUGH, AND LEAVING OUT PEOPLE WHO ARE MY MATES AND IGNORING THINGS LIKE FALA M8 DOES SAME SHIT AS FLEX IS SURE TO MAKE ME MORE POPULAR HERE. SAME AS LAUGHING @ EDAWN WITHOUT ACTUALLY PLAYING IT, BECAUSE IT MIGHT MAKE ME A WERY IMPORTANT PERSON IN HERE. Terrorysta chilling @ WIP lounge

6) Fala: HighQ Dancing Wave
Original HQ died in river, this is reincarnation.
Hi I em Pan egocenrttic, u all such, I best I em was makeing plus.cfg/plusN.cfg
is wery best and all rights reserved.
Warship me all u maggots.
I was KO now same I'm in fag klan and is KO reincarnation...
we pwn noobs (i.e. the 8-10 remaining klans) on E+ LAZERY ARENA!!!!!111!!!!!11 WE EM CONQUERING NOGHOST WITH SF TOO!

7) Trance
Mr. Florin rocks, but list is list. LOOK I MOVE IN WITH CHICK IM TOO MATURE FOR YOU AND PC GAMES, AND OUT OF THE LAST 4 MONTHS I ONLY BEEN IN TOUCH THREE TIMES, ONCE OF THOSE DURING A FLAME WHERE I SAID "SHIT ON E+" AND THE NICE, INTELLIGENT YOUNG MEN SUCH AS ALI THOUGHT IT WAS ANK MISSION STATEMENT, N1 ME
But it's still both hilarious and a statement to his awesomeness that the people over here still remember him and pee their pants from excitement @ the thought of him. (also only marcus is better as a lolxcessive player cos Trance was the complete e+ player when he played. There were some nice games from him against aNy clan (if not in a CW, then at least in a FW)

8.) Mowli - uuu
Don't (even as a joke) mention anything remotely German patriotic to him, cos he will interpret it as a personal attack and start to get "emotional". Has done a LOT for this community, but ironically, he was VERY pro-QL at time only 1.03 was around, and then VERY pro-Edawn at time identity of HighQ wave hasn't been revealed. Now he's VERY pro-Eplus. also i dislike when he uses "o/" high five, cos it's like watching your grandfather trying to breakdance. Also the people who he does the "o/" don't nuderstand it and he's left hanging.

9) Foksie - Star Destroyer
Nice PR there on Edawn, SURE WORKED PUTTING MY GIRLFRIEND AND SKULLHEAD IN ADMINS LIST SO MANY PEOPLE WOULD ORIGINALLY BE DISCOURAGED FROM ED. ALSO IT'S TOTALLY AN AWESOME IDEA TO NOT COLLABORATE, COS THE 3 SEMI-ACTIVE LEMONS AND THE 1 ANK PLAYER STILL PLAYING THIS MOD WOULD SURELY MAKE ALL THE COMMUNITY WE NEED. OOPS MY INTERNET WENT. Quite ironically he's one of the positive people on list though, too bad he forgot about the fact which meant eD was doomed from start: general community doesn't care about features, as long as it's shiny and makes PEW-PEW-PEW sounds and god FORBID not too difficult, with armors and powerups and shit. Respect on trying to filter out the retardation from excessiveplus, but he forgot the retardation is a synonym, and Edawn forum even though retard-free, also has like 0-1 active posters.

10) Mircwar
Hypocricy defined. Hey accu, here is a screenshot of you keeping up with me on a public freeze server. I'm not a great player, but's weird how you kept up with me. Hey Skull, your only assumption is wrong because your main argument against Narcyz is that he can't play better than you. Sever turnarounds too. "I care about every human being except the following". Cos...cos, cos It's wrong, WROOONG. WROOONG I TELL THEE. I had some amazing histroy-related debates with him though, can't take that away from him.

Thanks to anyone who manages to read this, and i would like to thank last night's hangover in helping me write all this cos writing long posts chills me out. Anyway, here's also a shoutout to ze following:
Cyrax, Seebz, Skinnis, Laktos, Yas, Coder Beast (who managed to make me realise that e+ is not as shitty as i assumed), ZMB klan as a whole. THIS MOD IS NOT JUST POLISH PEOPLE WHO KAMP IN CORNER FOR 15 MINUTES OR PEOPLE WHO SPAM 5 WEAPONS IN 1 SECOND IN A NARROW CORRIDOR AND BOTH CONSIDER IT "SKILL"

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To quote an anonymous non-aNk channel guy who has nothing to do with us and was not on this list, "you got to admire skull, he has been hated on both CPMA pickup and e+ communities yet keeps going"

*points out that shady is just liked within ank clan*

i need hug now.

also. this is a troll list, not a popularity contest