I really thought that this story is worse to get written down. Here you go:

13 of my friends (football players or people around our football team) planned a 4 days short trip to Mallorca. They were supposed to start today, but the plane flew without them. What has happened?

Well, first of all you have to know that all or at least most of them were already drunken when they arrived at the airport. They checked in with a group ticket and the girl at the airport wasn't able to figure out, which baggage belongs to which person. So she marked the baggage randomly, hehe.
At least they reached to enter the plane. Then one of them started to flirt with one of the flight attendants. She felt bothered by him and informed the captain about this incident. The captain (!) went to my friend (the plane was already late at this point). Even after the captain has given him a last threat, he didn't stop. This dumbass started to grab her...
Some minutes later a cop hauled him off. Ok, take a guess how the story goes on. Yes, you probably already got it:
After some minutes 1 of the 12 guys who were still in the plane (hihi) recognized that it was his baggage which will be taken out of the plane, since his name appeared on his friends bag (remember the random checkin).
The plane, already on the runway and ready to take off, had to be stopped a second time by the captain coz of this guy. At this point the situation had become unbearable, the security personal was forced to enter the machine (about 15 cops) to get all of them out of the machine. Dunno yet if the police had to force them in any way.

After this second incident the machine finally could start; lateness: 3 hours. They have a lifelong ban for this airline, all of them. Imagine how many people where needed to fix the bullshit caused by them and how many where influenced indirectly.
When they left the plane, accompanied by the policemen, the other passengers said goodbye with standing ovations, lol.

I'm curious about how much it will cost them. Right now most of them are sitting 2km away from me in our local bar. They went on drinking, searching for a lawyer in the meanwhile. The second guy which was kicked out of the machine is a policeman himself btw.

This story and the girl from the neighbourhood mowing the lawn while wearing hotpants really made my day. Thx for listening, I probably have some more info tomorrow...stay tuned.

Cheers