[code:1](12:17) <Shady> DUDES I JUST HAD PERFECT DREAM WHILE CATCHING UP SOME MID DAY SLEEP FROM FRIDAY
(12:18) <epykoi>
(12:19) <di> Hi I'm Tem dud OLOLOLOLOLOL
(12:19) <Shady> IT HAD MY OLD JOB WITH SKYSCRAPERS, MY OLD SCHOOL, PEOPLE ON STRIKE, THEFT, DRUG ABUSE, PPL GOING ON HOLIDAY
IN SUNNY PLACE, WORKPLACE ALCOHOLISM, CONSTANT FLIRTING AND ME HAVING A THREESOME WITH 2 CHICKS. AND THE
DREAM ALSO FEATURED A FEW OF MY MATES
(12:19) <di> cool story braw
(12:20) <Shady> AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT ALSO MADBRINGER, TRANCE, AND ON 2 OCCASIONS, MORGAN FREEMAN PLAYING GOD
(12:20) <epykoi> lol
(12:20) <epykoi> cool dream
(12:21) <di> did it involve skull rape?
(12:21) <di>
(12:22) <Shady> Nope
(12:23) <Froggy> no skull rape?
(12:23) -!- Tr[a]nce is now known as Trance`
(12:24) <Shady> It did involve a dude on strike stopping when people from our office offered him corporate pizza... He
jumped and fell from his roof and fell to death but i was like "i dont want that in my dream :@" so i
rewound time, and he fell through window but lived
(12:25) <Shady> Was awesome sitting in office with 2 random girls chatting bout shit, not working at all and drinking wine
(12:26) <Shady> Then we were like "its 2pm, work day over, tomorrow is friday, vodka friday"
(12:27) <Shady>
(12:27) <di>
(12:30) <Shady> Then i went home trying to chat up random girls, crossed street, then i was physically on Irc and florin was
like "dude you remember me getting 48 l g accuracy" im like yea so he sends me some youtube link of some
girl getting 3 guys to jizz on her face
(12:30) <di> haha, sounds like florin
(12:30) <Trance> wtf
(12:30) <Trance> i do not recall that
(12:31) <Shady> Was dream
(12:31) <Trance> oh
(12:31) <di> When we went to Best Buy and purchased a cheap DVD player after our old one broke, we were surprised to find
"Buckets of Cum" in the DVD player. Ewwwwww...apparently, even though it was sold to us as new, it was
actually used. I tried to call Best Buy that night, but they were already closed.
(12:31) <Shady> Then i had internet die
(12:32) <Shady> So im like yea whatever then reconnect and im about to say wtf cris and it turns out it was Madbringer
posing as you
(12:32) <Trance> that explains it
(12:34) <Shady> Oh i also chatted to morgan freeman as god, walked through my old school on way home, met some janitor
walked up to 4th floor (that building on school site only had 3 btw) and stole a lost watch a silver chain
and some money
(12:35) <Shady> Then im sitting at home but its not my home and 2 really good looking chicks appear chilling on couch next
to me so i try to chat up but florinbringer keeps sending links and they keep getting weirder
(12:35) <epykoi> cool story braw
(12:36) <epykoi> (sry faggit you didnt copyrighted it )
(12:37) <Shady> And im just sitting next to one of them not even @ pc but they keep opening by themselves but i keep trying
to laugh them off by saying im being pranked and trying to commentate as funny as possible and it works
(12:38) <Shady> Ima skip next scene cos its pretty much foreplay
(12:38) <Shady> And scene after
(12:39) <di>
(12:40) <epykoi> u
(12:40) <di> go to drt_clan and type those scenes
(12:40) <di> OLOLOLOL
(12:40) <di> then come back
(12:41) <Shady> Then im outside and my mate tony is there, and im at some luxury bus stop with them girls and they waiting
on a bus to go somewhere on holiday... Just sorta chatting to them, just busting jokes and shit then bus
comes, and as in kissing one of them goodbye
(12:41) <di> bus stop?
(12:41) <di> dream fails
(12:42) <di> ?
(12:42) <di> woops
(12:42) <Shady> My mate jumps in back of bus and cos them girls went in there im like shit why not cos HOLIDAY AT SUNNY
SEASIDE PLACE LOL
(12:45) <Shady> So bus moves, and while it does, i see my mates chick running up and going yo tem dont go !!! (phrase
skipped)!!! (note: complicated issue there, wont tell... She the one who adds like 40 pics of me on facebook
after each night out) and i think "
(12:46) <Shady> "if i leave the trip and stay it would be mistake, but if i go is mistake too" so i make it go slow mo and
think long time and decide to go and i get sad and screen goes dark
(12:47) <Shady> Normally would be end of dream BUT it was just intermission
(12:49) <Shady> Cos next frame is arrival to seaside town on bus, bout 6 in morning but already quite sunny... We are riding
slow and i see 2 ground workers moving park benches. The black old one gives me a wink and I REALISE ITS
MORGAN FREEMAN AGAIN. Mood goes up
(12:50) <di> +23 mood?
(12:50) <di>
(12:52) <Shady> Then i didnt feel like staying with them girls plus i got to find accomodation so go to some hostel right on
beach (but it has grass not sand there) go past management. Then sit down to some people who live there and
start talking
(12:53) <Shady> And they like "if you wanna get a room here, prove you are one of us or we kick your ass" and it turns out
some low level hostel for THE FUCKING CRIMINALLY INSANE
(12:55) <Shady> I get some paper out of pocket and prove it. Who knows what was on it but they believed me. Turns out most
of them are not cons but just scam free 4 star hotel here i recognise janitor dude from school
(12:56) <Shady> And he is like "i know him, give him some vodka"
(12:57) <Shady> Then i find out a group of mates from my a-levels are on a lads holiday so i bunk with their flat
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(12:59) <Shady> Then its all merry as Fuck, all doing different things and going volleyball, planning evening, music on
stereo, another dud put music on his phone and i recognise the song, its the new eminen one i only heard
last night
(13:00) <Shady> So i see room is empty cos all ppl left or are in kitchen, i pause stereo and turn em on. I think "shit life
is good, quite a journey" and finally slowly WAKE UP
(13:01) <Shady> Then i layed in bed for half an hour in awesome mood trying to not forget details... Then got bored and
connected to Irc
(13:02) <Shady> Also someone paste this somewhere or save and send to me cos i will forget and on phone
(13:04) <tem> kurwa chuj w dupe
(13:05) <tem> anyone?
(13:05) <di>
(13:06) <Shady> And best of all
(13:06) <Shady> I wasnt on drugs past few months so it was just cognitive processes!!!

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just found archive... is like 2-3 months ago