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7. September 2014 - 22:09
Hey hey guys! Just found this funny post and wanna share it with you. Share a funny post too if you have one.
One time in college I was listening to Braylon Edwards have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass d***? Who's got the bomb ass d***, *****?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass d***." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.