another random thing

All those who downloaded my prank calls, remember my best firend Blowman? (prank call number 1)

well, bout 2 weeks ago, mr. blowman wos @ a visit 2 his grandparents (he went 2 a uni far far away from london, all da way up north, so till christmas holidays he woodnt see them)

me and another best friend Ad tagged along, all 3 of us were up bluwater, blow man work,me an ad @ da bar.

well, aft@ about half hour, the beer started 2 cacth up wid me,so i had 2 go to the toilet.

2 my horror and surprise, @ da top of the flushing tank, there wos a mirror, aimed @ an average height person's (therefore my) cock

hence the diagram below...

oh yeah, when i wos in the bogs, adam said i wos an alcoholic and a religious fanatic...

and his grandad found a half-empty bottle of corona beer i left outside his house, cos i didnt want 2 be seen with berr in a friend's grandaprents house... (when we drove off i could see his grandad pick it up lol)

Heres the diagram: