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The name says it all...

Kraster ask we, then we do...

So write jokes and stuff peple ...

1 rule though, dont get offended but dont try to offend other people either, only say thing in the name of humour...

Oh, and leave BRAIN @ the door...

Thank U

GOOGLE FOR THIS HALF-ASSED EFFORT Big grinLaughing out loudLaughing out loud wrote:

Kraster's end of year test Tongue

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (Cool sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (Cool CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d) Swedish (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)

8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (Cool Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS

9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.

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Laughing never used this emoticon this months . But now i couldnt avoid it . N1 .

and i passed the test Tongue dunno how cause it was really hard .. Happy

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I think i've written this joke somewhere else already, but what the hell, it was so long ago no one prolly remembers it anyway.

Q - What does Michael Jackson like about twenty seven year olds?

A - The fact that there's twenty of them.

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Bono (from U2,) is fronting a concert in Dublin, when suddenly after he finishes a song, he doesnt start a new one, and starts clapping with no music...

Then after about a minute he goes: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"

Almost instantly, a voice from the front few rows goes: "Well, stop f*cking clapping then!!!"

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i've got way too many jokes that i think will offend people

so instead i say one of the more disgusting ones

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

you take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What's grosser than gross?

When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.

What's grosser than that?

When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet

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What's the difference between getting 1 bfg kill and getting 10 consecutive railgun spawnkills ?

Somebody is killed in the next 5 minutes Laughing

Edit : I do know it's not funny at all but I think it's funny Winking