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"Aaaaaaaa yourself!" -Serious Sam
I got 99 rockets but rocketlouncher aint one
this one during the DooM plutonia experiment one of the maps on coop
Even fucking paper would be tasty if you drunk 2 liters of beer
german beer is 90% alcohol, you fucker, 90° it is german, german beer
pour some vodka into wine or just leave it in your basement, and yeah that's how you get your strenghtened wine. Just pour some fucking vodka in your beer water to get things straight. You drink your vodka and drink up beer it's like some people use lemonade water or something like that. Sometimes, the hardcore people do. I do, i do. Take a sip of vodka and then a sip of beer: but yeah, i use vodka and beer
*cough *cough *cough (gargling on beer and ice-cream)
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
- The Bloodhound Gang
Here's to the 90's!
"You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a
cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the
bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water
can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.” Bruce Lee.
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epsislow
"I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum."
from/by: Duke Nukem 3D/They Live movie
Tip: Never go empty on bubblegum.
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epsislow
"ja nie" by klatwa, priceless
[=&]“You see, women are like fires,
like flames. Some women are like candles, bright and friendly. Some are like
single sparks, or embers, like fireflies for chasing on summer nights. Some are
like campfires, all light and heat for a night and willing to be left after. Some
women are like hearthfires, not much to look at but underneath they are all
warm red coal that burns a long, long while.”[/][=
Patrick rothfuss "Name of the wind"
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“Proof is boring. Proof is tiresome. Proof is an irrelevance. People
would far rather be handed an easy lie than search for a difficult
truth, especially if it suits their own purposes.”
―
Joe Abercrombie,
Last Argument of Kings
“Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever.”
―
Joe Abercrombie,
Last Argument of Kings
“The truth is like salt. Men want to taste a little, but too much makes everyone sick.”
―
Joe Abercrombie,
The Heroes
Thanks
"Come,” he whispered. They all were welcome. They scattered for the
racks, seizing their spiked swords, and their sharp axes, and the
Bloody-Nine laughed to watch them. Armed or not, their death was a thing
already decided. It was written into the cavern in lines of fire and
lines of shadow. Now he would write it in lines of blood. “Die!” he
roared, and the blade made circles, savage and beautiful, the letter on
the metal burning red and leaving bright trails behind. And where the
circles passed everything would be made right. The Shanka would scream
and gibber, and the pieces of them would scatter, and they would be
sliced and divided as neatly as meat on the butcher’s block The
Bloody-Nine showed his teeth, and smiled to be free, and to see the good
work done so well. He knocked a barbed sword from a Flathead’s hand,
seized it by the scruff of the neck and forced its face down into the
channel where the molten steel flowed, furious yellow, and its head
hissed and bubbled, shooting out stinking steam.
“Burn!” laughed the
Bloody-Nine, and the ruined corpses, and their gaping wounds, and their
fallen weapons, and the boiling bright iron laughed with him.
Only the Shanka did not laugh. They knew their hour was come.”
Joe Abercrombie "The first Law trilogy"