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28. March 2006 - 1:47
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OK these stuff DID actually happen in irc Big grin hahahahahaha

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. Confused

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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

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<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

hahahaha more to come soon Happy

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28. March 2006 - 2:18
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*Cough*http://qdb.us*Cough*http://bash.org*Cough*

You'll Know What Hits You, Eventually
Over The Hills And Far Away, A Sniper Lies To Ruin Your Day.

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28. March 2006 - 2:27
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awww party pooper Tongue

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28. March 2006 - 2:28
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there is this famous quote where some genius is hacking the 127.0.0.1:))) but its only in german Big grin Big grin

http://bash.pilgerer.org/id/1877

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28. March 2006 - 2:38
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ah good old bash Smug

I am proud of spreading a pirated Excessive Plus version and claim to be the original author, yay!

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28. March 2006 - 3:34
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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

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<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

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<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say
"C:\Documents and Settings\Ricky\My Documents\faxes\sent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder


-->Excessive comes from learning the advantages and disadvantages of each weapon, what weapon is called for in different situations, and what works best against each weapon in the hands of opponents<-- All Other Is Brainless Shooting

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28. March 2006 - 12:14
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who hasn't heard of bash yet Winking ?
I've been checking that site regularly for a long tme now.
Some people are really stupid Happy (the ones in the quotes ofc)

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28. March 2006 - 12:31
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few quotes from gaming/gfx community irc channel

Zarox wrote:

(@[SwAT]) na, thats for files not images
(hcjc92) swat.... a image is a file....

DefaultVoid wrote:

Moogra (5:01:55 PM): my anus is bleeding
Moogra (5:01:58 PM): my anus is bleeding
Moogra (5:02:01 PM): my anus is bleeding
Moogra (5:02:06 PM): for the love of God my anus is bleeding
DefaultVoid(5:02:12 PM): wait... you're a guy...

Axiom wrote:

(04:03:12pm) (+Jay-Stalin) this morning i had no cash
(04:03:16pm) (+Jay-Stalin) i came back with $200
(04:03:24pm) (+Jay-Stalin) and a throat full of white stuff
(04:03:25pm) (+Jay-Stalin) thats right
(04:03:31pm) (+Jay-Stalin) i was working for a yogurt factory

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<[Apex]> he gave it to me in the gay bar last night
* You were kicked by Marforce (Bad word (gay)! ‹1209›)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamerenders
* Rejoined channel #gamerenders
* Topic is ' [« Welcome² #GameRenders »][« News: Coming soon to a gamerenders near you »][« Official Site: http://www.gamerenders.com/ »].'
* Set by Logicaly|afk on Sat Mar 25 00:56:04
-L- [#gamerenders] Welcome to the GameRenders IRC Room!
<madmav|AFK> ;D
<madmav|AFK> haha you got kicked for saying gay
* madmav|AFK was kicked by Marforce (Bad word (gay)! ‹1210›)

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[22:28] <|Dan> generally, questions withought ?'s dont get answered
[22:28] <xboxdude56> generally im logging off
[22:28] <|Dan> generally, thank god.
[22:28] <xboxdude56> generally im gonna stay cuz of that
[22:28] <Textbook> generally, generally is said too much
[22:28] <they|skinning> generally.
[22:28] <|Dan> generally, i started it
[22:28] <xboxdude56> generally generally is generallll
[22:28] <they|skinning> general whores

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01:25] * DEscythe has joined #gamerenders
[01:25] <DEscythe> hello?
[01:25] <madmav|sleepin> goodbye?
[01:26] * DEscythe has left #gamerenders

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28. March 2006 - 12:35
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^█EN█si|_encE wrote:

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

ahahahaha poor grandma must have had a heartattack

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28. March 2006 - 12:45
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W L C wrote:

DefaultVoid wrote:
Moogra (5:01:55 PM): my anus is bleeding
Moogra (5:01:58 PM): my anus is bleeding
Moogra (5:02:01 PM): my anus is bleeding
Moogra (5:02:06 PM): for the love of God my anus is bleeding
DefaultVoid(5:02:12 PM): wait... you're a guy...

I love that movie. Big grin

parasight://infesting.your.senses

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28. March 2006 - 14:12
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<asiftosay> my friend kolby decided to play a joke on his mom, so he went into her room at night when she was sleeping. he wore a ski mask and had a fake gun.
<banquet> omg
<asiftosay> and he starts yelling shit with the fake gun drawn, and she wakes up all scared and stuff...so she goes "don't kill me. i'll fuck you all you want if you let me live."
<asiftosay> they avoided each other for days.

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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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<Sunny> Holy crap!
<Sunny> No wonder I'm always being stared at by the cat across the way
<Sunny> There are two of them!!!
<Sunny> They must have been taking shifts...

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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

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<k2xl> in 1998, i made a C++ program to calculate pi to a billion digits.
<k2xl> i coded it on my laptop (pentium 2 i think) and then ran the program.
<k2xl> the next day i got a new laptop but decided to keep the program running.
<k2xl> it's been over seven years now since i ran it. and this morning it finished calculating.
<k2xl> the output:
<k2xl> "THE VALUE OF PI TO THE BILLIONTH DIGIT IS = "
<k2xl> mindblowing eh?
<k2xl> i looked in the code of my program, and i found out that i forgot to output the value Sad.

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<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME
<Dogan> So my teacher's friend's friend or something
<Dogan> She was dogsitting one day
<Dogan> Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
<Nightryde> how embarrassing
<Dogan> SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
<Dogan> She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE
<Dogan> She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
<Zeelot> oh mannnn
<Dogan> This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
<Dogan> "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"
<Dogan> lady replies "just some computer things"
<Dogan> the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
<Nightryde> AHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???

been there, done that wrote:

<shwatta> never drinking again
<shwatta> went out yesterday for a few lunch time beers in the city right
<shwatta> those 'few' turned into lots
<shwatta> woke up at 9am the next day in a park down by the beach which is 30 kilometres away from the city... no phone, no wallet, no memory, blood all over myself with no obvious wounds
<shwatta> the weirdest thing was that in my hands there was this little statue of a hindu god with a massive grin on its face

this ones are is nice Smug

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