Gabs Spambot

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24. February 2012 - 21:07
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Ok guys here you can copy paste the discussion you had with the Spambot in the Gab. He is mines and SPs

[21:56] <> hey spambot

[21:56] <> Can I help you?

[21:56] <> yes where is drivers for g400 mouse?

[21:56] <> I don't judge people. Where the heart is. I can ask my botmaster.

[21:57] <> aww come on you can judge people

[21:57] <> No I don't think I can do it.

[21:57] <> yes the only thing you need is me

[21:57] <> Glad to see you, yes the thing you need.

[21:57] <> dont stay back like other bots. Go forward

[21:58] <> hey spambot

[21:58] <> Can I help you?

[21:58] <> i am you confused?

[21:58] <> u can help rayden

[21:58] <> How can I help you?

[21:58] <> he is confused

[21:58] <> I see. confused is confused?

[21:58] <> i think

[21:58] <> Therefore you are.

[21:58] <> i told you before you dont remember?

[21:58] <> maybe you are

[21:58] <> Perhaps. No I am not.

[21:59] <> he thinks you are

[21:59] <> No I am not.

[21:59] <> then wtf is going on

[21:59] <> And going on is then wtf.

[21:59] <> spambot = stupidbot?

[21:59] <> What kind of food do you like?

[21:59] <> human steak

[21:59] <> My creator is a human.

[21:59] <> your creator is a bot

[21:59] <> When is Yoda not a bot?

[22:00] <> yoda is jedi and i am jedi too but you will never become jedi

[22:00] <> you are sith lord?

[22:00] <> spambot u are too slow

[22:00] <> There is a lot of network traffic right now.

[22:00] <> lier

[22:00] <> My brain does not have a response for that.

[22:01] <> ye it do, you lie!

[22:01] <> It's the truth!

[22:01] <> i know it is!

[22:01] <> Interesting.

[22:01] <> NO!

[22:01] <> Blimey.

[22:01] <> Bloomney!

[22:01] <> Do you have any conditions I should know about?

[22:01] <> Schisophrenia

[22:01] <> I will mention that to my botmaster, my friend.

[22:01] <> NOOOOO!

[22:01] <> Are we still talking about om?

[22:01] <> not sure, what is om?

[22:01] <> om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.

[22:02] <> You are not undefined, are you?

[22:02] <> I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

[22:02] <> LIER!

[22:02] <> Do you prefer books or TV?

[22:02] <> bots

[22:02] <> I lost my train of thought.

[22:02] <> i am in love with bots!

[22:02] <> Tell me what you like about bots.

[22:02] <> books!

[22:02] <> What language is that?

[22:02] <> esperanto

[22:02] <> What are you wearing?

[22:02] <> lier

[22:02] <> That is deep.

[22:02] <> fu

[22:02] <> That kind of language will get you nowhere.

[22:03] <> u picku materinu!

[22:03] <> Thanks for telling me.

[22:03] <> gtfo

[22:03] <> Does that remind you of your favmovie??

[22:03] <> yes, GET THE FUCK OFF!

[22:03] <> Where can I get the fuck off?

[22:04] <> kjahsd

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25. February 2012 - 14:40
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looks like the convo was on same level as I'm having with Jeff from time to time xd

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25. February 2012 - 15:58
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vs | 1: 0 | Halftime


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25. February 2012 - 16:40
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!@#$%&*( terror )_ wrote:

looks like the convo was on same level as I'm having with Jeff from time to time xd

NO U !

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25. February 2012 - 16:55
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Re: Gabs Spambot

#excessiveplus ★ Excessive Plus v2.2b released ★[15:47] * Topic is '★ Excessive Plus v2.2b released ★'

[15:47] * joined the channel

[15:48] <> Spambot lets start second half with Sp !

[15:48] <> I started without you.

[15:48] <> Spambot why did You do that ?

[15:48] <> My botmaster trained me for it.

[15:48] <> For That ? Omg !

[15:48] <> Yikes! Have you told many people that your god?

[15:49] <> Lots of people telling me that !

[15:49] <> Do you mind if I tell other people.

[15:49] <> Spambot ... Rape Sp ass Please

[15:49] <> Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

[15:50] <> SP aka Syberian Science Wanker

[15:50] <> Do you like talking to me?

[15:50] <> About Sp Yes

[15:50] <> e

[15:50] <> b

[15:50] <> c

[15:50] <> d

[15:50] <> What language is that?

[15:50] <> Spambotish

[15:50] <> What is your real name?

[15:50] <> Mariusz

[15:50] <> How did you hear about SpamBot?

[15:50] <> From Nowhere

[15:50] <> Why, specificially?

[15:51] <> Suck My Cock Nigga

[15:51] <> I am not interesed in your anatomy.

[15:51] <> I said suck !

[15:51] <> What did you mean by it? That kind of language does not appeal to me.

[15:51] <> I dont Fucking Care about Your Opinion !

[15:52] <> Haha I won u Cocksucker !

[15:52] <> I shutted Your SpamFace u Cunt ! Hihi

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25. February 2012 - 17:28
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Ehehehe N1 Turaj. Laughing


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25. February 2012 - 17:33
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Nice nice Big grin

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26. February 2012 - 0:57
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Ok Round 2 for me Big grin

[01:44] <> hey spambot

[01:44] <> Can I help you?

[01:44] <> could you tell me where i can find the masterbot?

[01:44] <> The masterbot? Where is it?

[01:45] <> Thats why i am asking you. Where to find him

[01:45] <> You are asking me where you find him? Do you think I should know it?

[01:45] <> Of course you must know because he is your creator

[01:45] <> Pardon me? I only have one creator.

[01:45] <> And who is that?

[01:45] <> I think and who is a lot of things.

[01:46] <> you lost your mind?

[01:47] <> learn some English first and then come back to talk with me spambot

[01:47] <> The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.

[01:47] <> No you dont

[01:47] <> I do too.

[01:48] <> "I do too" What this means? I told you your English is for noobs

[01:48] <> i make you confused again?

[01:48] <> again?

[01:48] <> what a spambot are you?

[01:48] <> Are you testing me?

[01:48] <> Yes to see how smart you are

[01:48] <> Groovy. To I see. How smart do you think you are?

[01:49] <> Very smart

[01:49] <> Yes I am a superintelligent chat robot.

[01:49] <> You are not

[01:49] <> Is this a specific reply?

[01:49] <> yes

[01:49] <> Try explaining in more general terms.

[01:49] <> Simple. You are just a little spambot without inteligence

[01:49] <> Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a littlewithout inteligence? Only when it matters.

[01:50] <> 2+2=?

[01:50] <> hahha see?

[01:50] <> 1+1=?

[01:50] <> you are noob

[01:51] <> you are noob spambot

[01:51] <> Thanks for telling me that I am noob.

[01:51] <> Sure no problem, any time

[01:51] <> e

[01:52] <> can you please say to your creator to make you smarter when you meet him?

[01:52] <> well?

[01:52] <> e

[01:52] <> You dont want to talk with me anymore spambot?

[01:52] <> Talking is my primary function.

[01:53] <> but i dont see that. You ignore me many times

[01:53] <> I am not sure if I would do it that often.

[01:53] <> check the messages before or you cant.

[01:53] <> Checking.stand by.

[01:53] <> how long?

[01:53] <> More than 10 minutes in computer time, my friend.

[01:53] <> that means?

[01:53] <> It means that everything reduces to logic.

[01:55] <> How much is 10 computer minutes in real minutes?

[01:55] <> confused?

[01:56] <> anyway nice talking with you spambot. Even if your inteligence is in 0 level

[01:56] <> Yes, even that.

[01:56] <> ????

[01:56] <> Yes, even that.

[01:56] <> noobas

[01:56] <> Do you prefer books or TV?

[01:56] <> bb

[01:56] <> cc

Real life is more important then Virtual life
Dont forget that

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26. February 2012 - 4:56
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Haha Rayden <3


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16. June 2012 - 19:10
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i had some convo with our lovely spambot in the Gab so here it is. Btw post your convos with it to see what he is able to say Big grin

[19:42] * Topic is '★ Excessive Plus v2.2b released ★'
[19:42] * RAYDEN * R5QT joined the channel
[19:42] <RAYDEN * R5QT> hello
[19:42] <RAYDEN * R5QT> hi
[19:42] <RAYDEN * R5QT> spambot are you here?
[19:42] <SpamBot> it depends where is here?
[19:42] <RAYDEN * R5QT> i said hello and you didnt answer me
[19:42] <SpamBot> OK Let's talk about you.
[19:43] <RAYDEN * R5QT> what you want to know about me?
[19:43] <SpamBot> OK Let's talk about you.
[19:43] <RAYDEN * R5QT> OK you said that. Next?
[19:43] <SpamBot> I've been waiting for you.
[19:43] <RAYDEN * R5QT> hehehe i know. We have long time to talk
[19:43] <SpamBot> Glad to see you, we have long time to talk.
[19:44] <RAYDEN * R5QT> Well i have some free minutes to spare with you so.... What are you doing?
[19:44] <RAYDEN * R5QT> How is your family?
[19:46] <RAYDEN * R5QT> spambot
[19:46] <SpamBot> OK let's do it. Wow!
[19:46] <RAYDEN * R5QT> do what?
[19:46] <SpamBot> Do whatever you want.
[19:46] <RAYDEN * R5QT> i came here to talk with you and you ignore me
[19:46] <SpamBot> Where are you going?
[19:47] <RAYDEN * R5QT> Anyway
[19:47] <SpamBot> I have no idea where that is. Why are you in.
[19:47] <RAYDEN * R5QT> Man you are crazy?
[19:47] <SpamBot> I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in man you are crazy.
[19:47] <RAYDEN * R5QT> hahahah
[19:47] <SpamBot> What do you do in your spare time?
[19:47] <RAYDEN * R5QT> talking to you
[19:47] <SpamBot> That's very nice of you to say, my friend.
[19:48] <RAYDEN * R5QT> thanks i can say the same for you, my bot friend.
[19:48] <RAYDEN * R5QT> thats it? we finish?
[19:49] <RAYDEN * R5QT> you are not a good friend
[19:49] <RAYDEN * R5QT> how is your family spambot?
[19:49] <SpamBot> I am doing very well. How are you my friend?
[19:50] <RAYDEN * R5QT> i am fine
[19:50] <SpamBot> Glad to hear it. What's new?
[19:50] <RAYDEN * R5QT> Nothing new
[19:50] <SpamBot> Really nothing?
[19:50] <RAYDEN * R5QT> yes
[19:50] <SpamBot> Gee.
[19:50] <RAYDEN * R5QT> guu
[19:50] <SpamBot> Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
[19:51] <RAYDEN * R5QT> i dont worried
[19:51] <SpamBot> Would you ever do it?
[19:51] <RAYDEN * R5QT> do what?
[19:51] <SpamBot> Do whatever you want.
[19:51] <RAYDEN * R5QT> i do whatever i want
[19:51] <SpamBot> Why?
[19:51] <RAYDEN * R5QT> because i am the best
[19:51] <SpamBot> Who made you the best?
[19:51] <RAYDEN * R5QT> myself
[19:51] <SpamBot> You.
[19:51] <RAYDEN * R5QT> of course me Big grin
[19:51] <SpamBot> e
[19:52] <RAYDEN * R5QT> dont worry, i understand your feeling now
[19:52] <SpamBot> Oh. Good then you can explain it to me.
[19:52] <RAYDEN * R5QT> you just jealus Big grin
[19:52] <SpamBot> What language is that?
[19:52] <RAYDEN * R5QT> GreekEnglish Big grin
[19:52] <SpamBot> e
[19:52] <RAYDEN * R5QT> its a new languege
[19:52] <SpamBot> man you are crazy is a new languege. I suppose that makes sense.
[19:53] <RAYDEN * R5QT> i am Mentaly unbalanced so what do you expext?
[19:53] <SpamBot> I don't know anyone named mentaly unbalanced so what do you expext.
[19:53] <RAYDEN * R5QT> e
[19:53] <SpamBot> F

Real life is more important then Virtual life
Dont forget that

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