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I feel your pain Zack Shock ---anything with eggs, unless they are soft boiled. can be very painful....

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even ham? Shock

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back to topic:

today philosophy hit me again and I had a vision. Now I know why women were created.

First there were men in this world and they manufactured and bought usefull things like tools, cars, alcohol and had fun. But some strange people manifactured jewelery, dresses and other crap. This wasn´t bought by anyone. So the people who made this stuff went to god and said: "Hey dude, noone is buying our crap, we need something else!" And god said: "Ok jerks, I will create something that may help." So he created women. Women bought this crap stuff and had fun (whatever this means). But men never understood whats going on in the heads of women and they were really amused about the behaviour.
This was not in the way as god wanted things, so god said:"Listen men, from now on you will fall in love with women and try to be nice to women (very nice Happy )" So from this day, men fall in love with women and they didn´t understand the way of women anyway, but it wasn´t important anymore, because they tried to be nice to women (and we all know why men are nice to women). So that women and men were created in the same time more or less is wrong! I think that women may exist for about 100 years. After his last actions god ran away, cause he knew he made shit.

What do you say about this theory?
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If women were created 100yrs before men, and women cannot be born without women---how did the women exist for 100 yrs BEFORE the men?

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oh sorry, looks like my english is very bad, what i wanted to say is, that women exist for 100 years, so they were invented by god 1906, u see

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Hehe yes mechanic. I understand Big grin Women ROCK! Tongue

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someone needs to open a history book and study up Happy mech i thought you were a wise philosopher, such a shame Happy

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Women were "invented" BC...We have been around a looooong time. Winking

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even ham? Shock

ham and eggs....yummy! Especially on an English Muffin. Tongue

@tina slow down with the postings or you will get a spanking.

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kinky Big grin