Happy Valentines Day

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RONiN
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I know it's a bit early for where most of you lot are... but i wanted to shout out to any asian hunnies that may be reading this. (i can wish...)

to those of you who have partners, i hope you have a nice day... to the others... give your hands a break and pamper them for one day, get a manicure or hand massage or something. Tongue

here is a lil poem for you in the standard quake style...

Violets are blue
Roses are red
I aim at your head
and *click*... you dead.

[i know... how unoriginal!]

anyway... let your fingers do the clicking, and your tongues do the licking

(sorry, too many double entendres in this post)

kek
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Happy Valentines Day

they should call it "one extra senseless marketing day".

Nowadays Valentine's day lost it's real true meaning, it's all about spending more and more $$ to make some fat fck more comfortable in his corporate chair.

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Happy Valentines Day

hihi totally agree Laughing

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-C4-TYRANTuk.tyrant
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Happy Valentines Day

I prefer a bash.org version of the roses poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.

this had me going in IT class for a good 10 mins hahahaha Big grin

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Happy Valentines Day

I know it as

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
And all my bases
are belong to you

Tongue

Well,I am of the opinion that even though that Valentine's day is a silly idea markets have inveted up to make a profit , we can still take advantage of the fact that is called "love day" and express our feelings , arrange a date or whatever . Happy

Well, today I am supposed to visit someone for 10 minutes only just to see her face, give her hugs and kisses.I also have a small gift I created my self.All this cause I know she will be happy and I will too! Happy

*BNT* DIRTY OLD
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Happy Valentines Day

valentine's day Thinking it sux... it's like "omg today is valentines i HAVE TO make my girlfriend a present"... better make her presents when she doesn't think u'll do!

RONiN
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Happy Valentines Day

lol tyr & gom. nice poems

but the rest of you are all really sucky... i hope you say yes when someone asks you "Kono ookii na shokushu de kimi wo reepu-shite mo ii desu ka"

*GOM*
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RONiN wrote:

lol tyr & gom. nice poems

but the rest of you are all really sucky... i hope you say yes when someone asks you "Kono ookii na shokushu de kimi wo reepu-shite mo ii desu ka"

????????????????

what ?

Big grin

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GOM:

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x.foksie'loy.drt? wrote:
my guess would be: can i rape you with this giant tentacle.

theres a 74% chance that its that.

Nono foksie, that would be
"Kono ookii na shokushu de kimi wo reepu-shite mo ii desu ka" or something the likes... But yes, could've been, could've been Cool

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Happy Valentines Day

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-C4-TYRANTuk.tyrant wrote:

I prefer a bash.org version of the roses poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.

this had me going in IT class for a good 10 mins hahahaha Big grin

LMAODOFOAOFAO

dunno why thats so hilarious but i just pee'd my pants