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Hey, all you happy Norwegians =)
10. October 2006 - 21:47
#22
United Kingdom
Hey, all you happy Norwegians =)
a) Its "a moon-lit castle", not Castle Moonlight, it aint a hotel ffs 
It's MY "moonlit castle", why are u giving me orders?
c) But there are no quartes in the basment, there's a replica PULP FICTION dungeon? Oh....... 
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10. October 2006 - 21:50
#23
Hey, all you happy Norwegians =)
wrote:a) Its "a moon-lit castle", not Castle Moonlight, it aint a hotel ffs
c) But there are no quartes in the basment, there's a replica PULP FICTION dungeon? Oh.......
Party poop. Ok, Charlie, James, take down the decors.
*Castle Moonlight is being taken down, replaced by a cheap p0rn movie setting*
Kraster, just stand over there behind the big guy and don't do anything. The gimp unicorns should be any minute 
10. October 2006 - 21:53
#24
United Kingdom
Hey, all you happy Norwegians =)
wrote:a) Its "a moon-lit castle", not Castle Moonlight, it aint a hotel ffs
c) But there are no quartes in the basment, there's a replica PULP FICTION dungeon? Oh.......Party poop. Ok, Charlie, James, take down the decors.
*Castle Moonlight is being taken down, replaced by a cheap p0rn movie setting*
Kraster, just stand over there behind the big guy and don't do anything. The gimp unicorns should be any minute
Who's Charlie? Who's James???
WHY IS KRASTER TYING ME TO THE BED??? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT HORSE ???
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10. October 2006 - 22:04
#25
United Kingdom
Hey, all you happy Norwegians =)
I seem to have found a message mad cannot physically come up with a reply to, which technically makes me the new king of psycho-posts :king:
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10. October 2006 - 22:15
#26
Hey, all you happy Norwegians =)
run everybody . Chaos out here 
.
Quote:
And don't you be getting all puffed up et all, i was just jokin' (hence the smiley).
if ill put after my message a " " would u think that im jokin too ?
Btw i dont think u saw me till now using " 
" excepting this time . I dont use too much this emoticons . :roll:
10. October 2006 - 22:34
#27
Hey, all you happy Norwegians =)
wrote:
WHY IS KRASTER TYING ME TO THE BED???
Hahahaah yea... erm, no, wait, that wasn't part of the script.
*shuffles some papers*
Act 1, Scene 15 -
[Kraster takes the rope, and ties Shady to a pink lamp post]
*shuffles some more*
[Shady starts speaking Pirate language while the unicorns...]
Damn, the last part seems to be missing. :scratch:
One of the damned horses must'ave eaten it. We got an official warning for stockpiling paper filled horse shit behind the studio.
Cut, all take five, Charlie, make me some more coffee please.
And call Janice. Yes, the one with the mustache.
11. October 2006 - 0:10
#28
United Kingdom
Hey, all you happy Norwegians =)
U really want that "psycho post" crown dont ya? U have to pry it from my cold dead hands :twisted:
***A Horse throws up 3 pages of the script, it is still readable and in mint conditoin cos the pages were laminated***
- What the hell are u doing?
- i am sorry, but i have to tie u down for this Alison Angel/ Jenna Jameson scene, directors orders 
- DAMN, I WISH I WAS WRTITNG THIS, THE SCRIPT WOULD TAKE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIRECTION
a.k.a. 
- i know i am only 12 and i'm a sneaky bastard, but i am here to see some naked men! ** craps himself and runs off, leaving a trail of poo behind him...**
- What kind os sick dumbass crap is this? *evil ninja stare* 
- i dont know, cos it's 's fantasy
- OH COME ON!!! that was a complete SIMPSON'S RIPOFF!!!
HORSE (with a traffic cone on its head to make it look like a holliwood Unicorn) - NEeiiIGH (or IIIEEE-GOO_GOO (or however the horse make a sound in your country) - yeh, this is all sad pointless sad bullshit 
Random Passer By - Yes, I agree with that horse which has a dick on its head, who does think he is NEwayZ?
Extra #1 - Yes, but I dont care as long as I get paid
- Actually you dont, this pornographic/fantasy film is done for the benefit of Ending World Hunger and all profit is going to go to a charity of [xXx]'s choice..
Extras #1 - #23647 (all @ once) - well fuck this shit!!!
- *sigh* Hollywood :roll:
(@ passer by) - Well say what u want, but do think of this - this post may appear to make me look sad, BUT i still manage to write this, take part in 7 societies (football/soccer, R'n'B7 Hip-Hop, Multiplayer Gaming , Slavonic, Rusian, Media (they make thier own Campus newspaper, 24 hr campus radio & their own TV), make new freinds & keep in touch with old ones, frequently visit the bar, attend all my 2hr lectures & classes (had 2 leactures 2day) and and manage my clan despite not having MSN, and try to get my clan websace and a public forum
*** Random Passer By Runs away, leaving a trail, just like 's *
Alison & Jenna Jameson enter, wearing not much
-
(who happens to be the producer, company owner, the boss & the director) -ALRIGHT PEPOLE, PLACES!!! WHERE'S THAT PIRATE EXTRA THAT SHADY IS SUPPOSED TO TELL THE MEANING OF LIFE @ DA END OF THE FILM???
LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!!!
***(the next 2 pages are censored by the e+ team, 
himself)***
(speaking to pirate extra abut the meaning of life, right after the threesome scene) - AKHDFUjula kaminopusghaf ne poikonoval konichiwa patana n#1
pirate - onemushla : op konoshal 
neosfal 
- Oy VEY!!! Jorhuig quikolsip sfho koshak aida :!:
Pirate - Now I know it, thank you for teaching me, master!
THE END
***THIS SCRIPT TOOK 60 MINUTES OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK (would have took 30, but the "back" button on the computer's mouse had other ide@s, thank f@#k for backups)***
BUT IT GAVE ME THE CROWN of "RANDOM POST OG" for now
the challenger wins for now, MAD, let's see you beat this
***Please note that no unicorns, extras or 's were hurt during the making of this script...
THIS SCRIPT IS A COPYRIGHTED ASSET OF BIG BOy 88 ENTERTAINMENT
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11. October 2006 - 0:24
#29
Hey, all you happy Norwegians =)
Well...
I *could* spend the next 20-30 minutes thinking of something deranged enough to compete with the chaotic absurd above, but non-random psycho posts aren't my style 
In other words - take your copper crown for now. I'll take it back when the platform of all chaotic shit crushes the finger of reason within my head, takes it through a furnance and throws the rest of it in the great coffee-black void.
Boo-Ya! :daw23
11. October 2006 - 13:45
#30
United Kingdom
i win 4 now
wrote:non-random psycho posts aren't my style
MY REPLY - 
:roll:
Seriously tho mad, i dont actually care about the crown, i thought it would be interesting to see what kind of uber-reply you would make...
I actually went 2 bed b4 reading ur reply, i wake up all excited and shit thinking "mad's going to wrtie something superb", and i get here and you're like :roll: so im like
ill jus enjoy this 4 now :king:
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Shout 08:23:08
: Steff, traitor. That’s a valid message
: Enter a valid Message
: Me, lol
: hello!
: I hope you had a good reason to be absent. Get well soon, my friend.
: Impressive
: I am half Russian and half black. I'm black on the bottom half. Don't forget to lubricate your ass
: ok, bring it on analbolic hohol
: Come tomorrow to watch my battle with ShadyХУЙ at SexyFraggers 8 on central european, 22:00 Moscow time. He said he would win because he was a deft monkey. ХУЙ don't forget to put on makeup, I'll record us on video. You must be beautiful.
: broheim it is oke!!! I saw Moldova elections on the news, and referendum before that. HOPE life will get better (but nothing ever changes)
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I can handle both english and polish well enough to translate 99% of the stuff i get in my hands. Of course, i know languages differ, and what can be easy to translate to, say, polish, can be near-impossible to translate to, say, chinese. Life.
And then theres the level of mastery in both languages, the word-games that in most part are non-translatable etc etc.
That's why i asked Lakitu what's the prob
And don't you be getting all puffed up et all, i was just jokin' (hence the smiley).
Shady, i think we have our first guest in Castle Moonlight. Prepare the quarters. The ones in the... khem, basement. I'll go get the unicorns