Jokes
A priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the
coop
behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered
that
the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he
decided to question his parishioners in the church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that
doesn't
belong to them?"
Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no. That wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has anybody
seen
MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
Maha i've heard tis one from Connie. But i decide to change it a little bit:P
Do you know why jesus wasnt born in Norway?
- no
Bcos there isnt 3 wise men there
- shat pa ><.
Maha i've heard tis one from Connie. But i decide to change it a little bit:P
Do you know why jesus wasnt born in Norway?
- no
Bcos there isnt 3 wise men there
- shat pa ><.
HEY! Norway is meant to Sweden.
Btw, nice joke Diablo, rofl
lol, the joke isn't from diabolo, he tried to use quote
it's from the guy above :roll: :roll:
Papa tomatoe, mamma tomatoe and sun tomateo crossed the street, then sun tomatoe step behind, papa tomatoe gets really angry and barked at him catch up!!
catch up..
Mahaha
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:pukeright:
:bounce: laugh dammit.!!
What do you have if you mix saumel l jackson and marcellas wife?
- i dont know
A royale with cheese \:D/
How many Dragonball Z characters it takes to change a lighbulb?
One, but it takes him 10 episodes.
lol Foks ;p
And JAZYZUS, what's with you people and double posting. How hard it is to actually hit that fucking edit button. From now on, i'm moving every double post to the trash.
Oh, and, Veg, why do you always disable bbcode, smileys and html in your posts? >_> It only makes them look messy..
Back on topic - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
aaaand
Three men went to hell.
The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.
Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.
Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."
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