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Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

rofl thats a great one

so here we go:

a man finds a ladder that seems to go up right in the skys. on the bottom of the ladder there is a youn girl. she tells the man "go and climp up the ladder to succes!". the man thinks about it for a second, and starts climbing up right away. he reaches the first floor of the skys. there is another girl, a little more beatuyful than that girl before. she says: "u can either sty here and have fun with me... or climb the ladder to succes". the man decides to go on climbing. on the next floor there is another girl. even more beatiful than the one before. she says: "you can stay here and have fun with me... or climb the ladder to succes!" the man still keeps on climbing up. on the next floor there is a super hot girl and she tells the man: "you can stay here and have sex with me all time... ot climb up to the last floor to succes." the man thinks to himself: " on each floor the girls get hoter and hoter... sure i climb up to the last floor.. the girl there must be incredible!!"
so he climbs up to the last floor, and as soon he reached it, the ladder collapsed and a door closed behind him. suddely a big fat hairy and swetting biker with leather clothes appears in front of the man. the man asks: "who the fuck are you?" the biker opens his pants and answers: "hi! im cess!"

so i tell u a joke 2 elepants site in the wood and 1 fall down the other say to him hm i cant fall because my grandma have a pommes shop for germans: es sitzen 2 elepfanten im baum und einer fällt runter der eine sagt dan zum anderen mir kann das nich passieren weil meine oma eine pommes bude hat

One guy meets another.
"Whats the time?"
This guy takes out a termometer and says "Tuesday"
And the first one replies "Thanx but i dont smoke"

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