A beautiful princess is kept prisoner in a big tower which is guarded by
a dragon. Here are the different versions of the story starring metalhead
knight of different genres :

POWER METAL: The knight arrives on a white unicorn, beats the dragon, frees the princess and then makes love to her in an enchanted wood.

HEAVY METAL: The knight arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, frees the princess, drinks a couple of brewskis and then fucks her.

FOLK METAL: The knight arrives with some friends playing accordeon, violin, flute and many other instruments, the dragon falls asleep because of the music and then everyone leaves. Without the princess.

VIKING METAL: The knight arrives on a drakkar, kills the dragon with his scythe, he cuts him up and eats him, rapes the princess till death, steals her stuff, burns down the tower and sails off.

DEATH METAL: The knight arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kills her and leaves.

BLACK METAL: The knight arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and makes a trophy out of his head, fucks the princess anally, drinks her blood during a ritual before sacrifising her and making a trophy out of her next to the dragon.

GORE METAL: The knight comes, kills the dragon and hangs his intestines all over the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. He fucks the dead body, slices her belly and eats her guts. The he fucks again for the 3rd time the dead body, burns it and then fucks what's left of it.

DOOM METAL: The knight arrives and seeing how big the dragon is he sees that he cant beat him, so he gets depressed and suicides. The dragon eats the knight and the princess for dessert. The end of a sad story.

PROGRESSIVE METAL: The knight arrives with a guitar and plays a 26 minute solo. The dragon commits suicide from boredom. The knight arrives at the princess's room where he plays another solo with all the technique and the melody he learned at the guitar school. The princess runs away looking for the Heavy Metal knight.

GLAM METAL: The knight arrives and the dragon dies from too much laughing from the knight's style so letting him in. The knight steals the princess's make up set and tries to paint the tower pink.

NU METAL: The knight arrives in a modded Honda Civic and tries to kill the dragon but finally gets burned down when his polyester baggy pants get on fire.