wrote:

Sweety* wrote:

See what happens when I let them out and get on a puter. Geez.. ok guys, you've had enough fun. Time to go back in for a while. *tosses in a couple steaks and Tinches pink fluffy pillow. Now I'll let you out when you behave.

Don't forget to READ me a STORY of LIL RED RIDING-SCREW and the 3 BAKLA's (GEORGE,HERN,SCION)...
pls, pls, pleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz.....

*Disclaimer* {Not meant for minors due to some swearing involved}

Once upon a time, there was ScR3wU and three llittle Bakla's. *Defination of Bakla's is being gay or a queer with a pink fluffy pillow, or if your name is George or Tinch* These Bakla's looked up to ScR3wU all the time. In fact they were always up his ass, so he decided to take a day trip and leave the three little Balka's all alone in their house. So Bakla #1 wakes up and looks around the room and states;

Tinch: "OMG, where is our master ScR3wU?"

The second and third Bakla's wake up and respond;

George: "Where's our daddy? Did he leave us again? Now who's goign to teach me to become a man and not a stupid fucking..."

Scion: "Hey, hey! None of those words are to be spoken around me! I'm a born again Bakla, and I won't tolorate that sort of imoral Bakla talk!"

George: "I'm sorry Scion, it's just that I have alittle wee-wee and I need to do something to make me more manly. So swearing was the only thing that I could think of doing."

Tinch: "Anyone want to go camping?"

Scion: "I can't because I have to make some gay midget porno sig's for some friends of mine."

George: "I afraid of bugs, so I can't go."

Tinch: "Dammit, and I even got the vasline and rubber gloves!"

Scion: "Lets do this, we'll put George in a plastic bag and we'll go out for awhile?"

Tinch: "Ok, sounds good! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!"

George: "Wait a minute, me in a plasitc ba...."

All of a sudden everything goes dark as Scion nails George with a metal pipe Tonya Harding style while George wasn't looking. So all three of them leave the home to venture out into the woods together. About a half an hour later, a small knock is heard outside the Bakla's home. The doorknob starts to turn. The door opens slowly, with alittle girl peaking her head through. For some reason she's wearing a helmet on her head, but I'm sure that will be explained in due time. So she walks in and with her soft voice says;

Sweety: "Hello? Is there anyone here?"

For some reason or another, she's wearing a name tag that says "Little Red Sweetyhood" After not getting a response, she walks further into the home. She starts to notice funny little animals on one of the beds. She walks up to the bed and in dismay sees that all of the animals have holes in their asses. She doesn't understand this. She looks up and sees the name "George" on the bed.

Sweety: "OMG, what kind of f-f-freak lives h-h-here. WTF! I n-n-never had a s-s-stuttering problem b-b-before I came in here!'

STFU bitch, this is MY story, so you'll have a fucking stuttering problem if I say so!

So Sweety walks up to the next bed, titled "Scion" and notices that he has 25 computers around his bed. Some of them have notepad and Flash on their screens. Others have pictures of Frodo (Lord of the Rings) on the screens, I have no idea why. So Sweety walks up to the last bed titled "Tinch." She notices that their are bottles and bottles of vasline around the bed. She thinks to herself;

Sweety: "He must really enjoy keeping his lips nice and s-s-soft....What the mother f-f-fucking fuck! I'm e-e-even stuttering in my t-t-thoughts!"

So Sweety pulls out a gun and shoots herself....

Stay tuned to for the next chapter in "Little Red Sweetyhood." What will happen in the woods with Tinch, Scion and knocked up err, out George? Where did ScR3wU go too? And is Sweety really dead? And who's on a plane to come visit the Bakla's? The answers may be within the next installment of this gay story, so stay tuned!

*I'm really not crazy people, this is what happpens when you listen to Slayer and Slipknot while writing this....*