Q3 ruling your life?

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21. July 2005 - 20:47
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Hello, something to cheer us up.
10 Ways to know you are playing E+ Freeze too much.
1/ When at home or at work, if you go to the bathroom you say, AFK.
2/ When approaching a closed door you pick up anything you can find and throw it at the door.
3/ Before going around a corner you adopt the stealth position (crouch)
4/ You empty the contents of your freezer and attempt to thaw your chicken and veg by sitting on it.
5/ When socialising instead of laughing raucously at jokes you say "ROFL, LMAO and LOL"
6/ You eye up corners and think I wish I had my BFG. (bfg jumps)
7/ During the winter months if you hear anyone say "I am freezing" you reply " I am on my way!"
8/ You constantly flick through different pens in your hand at triple speed (weapon switching)
9/ During socialising and you are introduced to someone new you ask "Are you sure that is your real name and location?" (fake nicking)
10/ You attempt to leap from great heights thinking this wont hurt.
11/ When watching documentaries on the armed forces on rifle ranges etc you say " Impossible shot no way, He must be using an aimbot"

Ok I know I said 10 ways but I could not resist that last one. I hope you guys find this funny, and before you ask Yes I did think it all up myself (not difficult I hear you mumble) Happy Laughing
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21. July 2005 - 20:50
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Q3 ruling your life?

lol Shock Winking

q3 is not ruling my life. puh....... Winking

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21. July 2005 - 20:57
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Re: Q3 ruling your life?

1/ na, i try to rename "mow-brb"
2/ i through office-nails to it!
3/ i am always scared if somebody is direct behind the corner
4/ i do it with pizzas
5/ jup
6/ i try to find my bind for nades to do it
7/ for example
8/ if i have customers on phone, yes, i do
9/ i get always nervous about it
10/ i am happy, it never happend!
11/ if a collegue have a great deal, i say always cheater to him/her!

best regards from germany
mowly Tongue

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21. July 2005 - 21:08
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Q3 ruling your life?

most strongly now is when i meet someone suddenly around the corner i have a reflex "oh dear, am i armed with rail to shoot the dude"

once i was thursty during a game and so i went to the kitchen but sadly i did this strafing. :scratch:

last week i was outside (yes i am sometimes) i saw i big white wall. i thought to myself. "that wall should look better if they applied a better texture" Thinking

luckaly these where the only incidents i had in 5 years quaking. no need to see the docter. Big grin

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21. July 2005 - 21:26
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Q3 ruling your life?

1, no but i do say be right back to people
2 i tend to open doors normaly,
3 maybe i do slow down before corners Tongue
4 lmao at this one
5 i have said lol a few times
6 well due to bmxing i always eye up walls thinking about doing tricks on them,
7 LMFAO
8 not in real life, but playing other games i try to switch quick like quake and realise there arent no bfg's, in half life 2 i do sometimes try to bfg jump but then i blow up haha
9 lol i have introduced myself as dark, even wrote it on a job application once
10 i did this as a kid Tongue
11 damn right, movies too, terminator uses a bot grrrr i will ban him from freeze the stupid robot. (this is in reagrds of the movie term not the 2 e+ terms Tongue)

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22. July 2005 - 0:47
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Q3 ruling your life?

every day when i waked up...i see a crosshair!... Happy
when go to my car i always prefer to strafejump and sometimes also multijumps!

at scool i shout: You sneaky bastard!!! and throw my pencil at teachers!
..but they dont fly so good as rockets..but i dont understand it.. Tongue

no..i dont think that quake rules me... D''oh


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22. July 2005 - 9:10
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constantly when i have to go somewhere i say brb. even though most people dont know what it means. and a few days ago my street was flooded (rain) and i thought "could i multi jump from one non flooded section to another". i wasnt able, and that ended up in some serious cloth change when i got home. Big grin

I am proud of spreading a pirated Excessive Plus version and claim to be the original author, yay!

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22. July 2005 - 16:13
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nope....not me

I'm no where near that.

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22. July 2005 - 20:40
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i say : "U sneaky Bastard " 2 but for the rest...no multijumps or anything else....except strafing around corners .... :roll: :roll:
ah yeah....against my teacher...i said ass.... :twisted: :twisted:
but then.. Evil Evil

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22. July 2005 - 22:51
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so i'm not the only crazy nut here Shock

Darkness is swallowing me... no wait i see light!!!

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23. July 2005 - 1:16
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Q3 ruling your life?

is guild wars running your life?? do you stand in the middle of your town centre and shout

WTB dye cheap as possible

damn this game GIVE ME ARMOR AND GOLD Crying

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