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16. October 2006 - 0:01
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Please do not treat this thread as simple spam, as it serves a much greater purpose - to Support Random Posts (kinda like mySpace blogs)

Well I suppose I better start...

Jus got back to UNi in Colchester from my London...
Finally got Cello-Tape so I can finally put up the 3 huge posters i got like a week ago (£13 or 30% of my current weekly surviva; costs gone Happy

Here they are:

Life-SIze Carmen Electra poster

"Super" Steve Gerrard/ Liverpool Poster (A0 or 16x bigger than A4/normal printer paper:

And Tony Montana "Dollar" poster (also A0, looks proportionall to a dollar in real life:

"=_PEACE_="

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16. October 2006 - 0:08
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AnD ThEn ThE SpOoN BeNdEd HaHa! SuReLy YoU CaN't TrUsT a DiNoSaUr As FaR As YoU CaN ThRoW HiM If ThE ElDeRlY ShAmAn SaYs OtHeRwIsE ZoOoOoMg SaId ThE PiT DeMoN WhEn FaLlInG On ThE FlOoR BeDrOcK, ImPaLiNg ItSeLf On A RuStY PiTcHfOrK HaHa EaT AlL YoU CaN ShOvElFaCe

Greetings go to my mom, dad, the nice lady at the store from whom i buy my cigs, and all the good people of planet Mars.

THANK YOU CLEVELAND, HAVE A PLEASANT NIGHT, AUGH!

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16. October 2006 - 0:12
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I ALMOST forgot

not quite, mister tenderberry, you've almost made it, but you did one mistake. you didn't activate the anima of phat fury. wtf, what kind of supervillain are you. fucking evil noobs. we had better bad guys back in high school. pff.

Thank you. And the number for today is 1337.

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16. October 2006 - 0:16
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Teeeheeeheeee

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Little pig-tailed girl with 3 legs story (author - Bill Fukwuzdat):

Once upon a time, there was a little girl with 3 legs named Ginny.
She had an acid trip, and fell off a building.

THE END

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16. October 2006 - 0:26
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Big O, if ya tryin 2 take the crown of Random post psycho, its gonna take more than that...

Hello, said the poison monkey after ringing the doorbell, i would like to eat your family... As a pay-as-you-go service, if you would like to be eaten, we offer discounts *for today only*, for a premium price of $15.99 we can eat you and 4 loved ones...

Hank Hill (annoyin Texan accent) - Get Oout of He-re

Monkey - Ahh, come on its, a masochitsts dream

Hank - GET OFF MY PROPERTY
Poison Monkey - BUT
HANK - 3
Poison Monkey - SIR
HANK - 2
Poison Monkey - Please listen
HANK - 1
Poison Monkey - OOh-ahh-ahh-ahh

***hank blows of the monkey's head with a shotgun and a "Djini" flies out and truns the Fat Bald Dude's head to a duck"

Dale (beer in hand)- YEEEP
HANK (takes swig of beer)- YEEEEEP
Fat Dude (forgot his name) -QUUUAAAACK (also takes swig)

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16. October 2006 - 0:29
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What would the stones of an ancient, obscure monastery say, if they could speak?

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Maybe the story of the carnage that took place there, aeons ago, when the universe was still young. Maybe they would share the wisdom accumulated in that horrid place, wisdom so dark and secret even time has forgotten them. Maybe, and that actually is true, they would say about the bunnies that were having sex outside the walls 1500 years ago.

Maybe, just maybe, if given the ability to speak, they would say "Knock knock"

Some things are best left unknown.

>_>

<_<_>

Repent! I have a loaded waffle, and i'm not afraid to eat it! Even tho it's covered with phages. And goo-covered gnomes.

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16. October 2006 - 0:36
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Thank u mad, i havent laughed like that since i wos a little girl, actually, i havent laughed as much since i saw Richard Pryor's full stand up program from 1979 at 23:45 GMT yesterday (saturday),

Actually I didnt laugh @ all rite now,COS IT ISNT FUNNY

Oy vey, says Little Jimmy, whoi wos reading this post up to this point, and jumps into his monitor to cath fish for supper in the internet, but SUDDENLY HE GETS CAUGHT BY A SHARK (NOT THE NINJA KIND) AND THE SAHRK PULLS HIM DEEPER AND DEEPER UNDERWATER, LITTLE jimmy ties to break free, knowing that he is fighting for his life, and with every passing second his chances of surving grow worse and worse

AND then he rmembers that hes inside the internet, not at sea, so he says SHIT OFF to the sahrk and it disappears straight away

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16. October 2006 - 0:39
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I always knew we were supposed to be a part of

THE BETTER TOMMORROW!

*cue faceless crowd clapping sound*

Remember kids - every dollar you bring to me saves a kitten. Make that, one and a half kitten. Ah Tim, i see you are good at math. Yes, if you give only one dollar, the other kitten who is cut in half isn't saved Sad

BUT, don't cry just yet! If you give 2 dollars, you actually save 3 kittens! And we will throw another half kitten as a free bonus!

.. Yes Tim, that means, if you want to save that OTHER kitten, you will have to pay 5 dollars! 3 random cute puppy parts included!

What Tim? What do you do to NOT make us eviscerate the poor cute puppies? That's easy! Sign up for the monthly payments programme! Only 200 dollars a month! Aint that great? We even throw the odd fuzzy-wuzzy white rabbit head. Aww, what now Tim? Of course you don't want the poor rabbit to get hurt. You can prevent this by giving us all your parents possesions!

Thanks kids, tune in next friday.

This has been Jimmie "B-Bad" Blackmaila.

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16. October 2006 - 0:45
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That's funny. Your random post included a "Jimmy", mine included a "Jimmie".

Ominous.

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16. October 2006 - 0:47
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Hello, random person!!!

If you are reading this spam e-mail it means that you have nothing better to do? Why not read a book? Or shoot your winky off? Or collect stamps? Or shoot your winky off? Or go for a fun walk that ends up as a killing spree? Or shoot your winky off? Or give us lots of money? Or shoot your winky off?

- This has been a new generation chain-mail e-mail snail-mail or regular mail with elelments of subcinscious mind control. Send it to everyone you know, and 500 people you dont or we get on ya :twisted:

Sincerely Yours
The Blue Man Group(from the old-school mirinda adverts with the orange (edit: drums)) - (NU genereation)

Please find that the NEW-gen Blue man group is not responsible for any damage to your winky wuthun 10 minutes of reading this...

P.S. sincere apologies to any female readers Shock

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16. October 2006 - 0:48
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GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE, huh?

Or do we drink the same beer or sumthing (btw today i only drunk tea and a cheap red bull - immitation drink Tongue)

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