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the brown one or the white one tina?

brown one yes kerry i have 2 goats they are adorable and serve me well on lonely nights...

u should cure that tina
normal ppl only want to do it with teddy bears

ROFL

Okay, confession. I delivered pizza for about 3 years -- this place called Nino's Pizza. And, uh... I don't know about you guys, but I think if someone can afford to pay $25 for food they should at least be able to pay an extra $2, $3 for the guy who just drove like 10 miles through snow/sleet/torrential downpours to get this food to them.

But you know what? Lots of people apparently don't feel that way! Yeah! And sometimes... when the economy's tight because someone named Bush has fucked EVERYTHING up... it seems like the whole world is against you, especially when this rich a$$hole just ordered $20+ worth of food for himself, his wife and screaming brat but hands you exact change, grins, and asks how you like the two BMWs and the Mercedes as he closes the door in your face.

So I started to remember addresses and names. And when I saw tickets to certain people who were obviously well-to-do but seemed to have trouble understanding I was providing a service for them and need to live like anyone else... I started to do things to their food. lol

Sometimes I'd accidentally drop their spaghetti and meatball dinner, pizza, french fries, et cetera. On the floor at first. But then on the ground later. Sometimes when cornering... you know, the food would slide all around my seat due to excessive G-forces (60+ mph) and it'd land on my floorboard. Nasty place for food to be: dirt, mud, cigarette ashes, bodily fluids, alcohol, god knows what all else is on the floor of my car.

A few times I lifted the cheese off of pizza slices and placed... items underneath before putting it through the 2nd trip in the oven. Nothing major, you know... just some bugs.

Oh, yeah, I slit the assistant manager's tires once too. Felt bad about it... but I knew if I fought him I'd fucking kill him, and I had to do something passive-aggressive instead to let it out. That's all I feel bad about because he turned out to be an okay guy.

That's all for now. God, I feel like such a dipstick. lol

i'm always a sucker for tipping man i always tip any service person AT LEAST 5 dollars even if my ride or my pizza costs 4