Quakehab for the Quakeaholics

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The 12 Steps of the Quakehab Server.

Step 1 Admitted we were powerless over Quake - That our time had become consumed.

Step 2 Came to beleive the power of fragging others would restore us to sanity.

Step 3 Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to Quake and to forsake all others.

Step 4 Made a searching and fearless inventory of our skills to prevent our weakness being used agains us.

Step 5 Admitted to ourselves and to another fellow Quaker we were hoplessly addicted be it right or wrong.

Step 6 Were entirely ready to give up our social lives for the fellowship of our Quake world friends.

Step 7 Gave up our social lives for the fellowship of our Quake world friends.

Step 8 Kept a list of all persons we had fragged and became willing to offer good sportsmanship to them all.

Step 9 Offered good sportsmanship to such persons whenever possible except when to do so would piss them off.

Step 10 Continued to take personal inventory of our skills and improve them whenever possible.

Step 11 Sought through tears, frustration and hostile confrontation to improve our skills praying only that one day we would be invincible.

Step 12 Having had a spiritual Quakening, we try to recruit new players to the Quake community and have them hopelessly addicted too.

If you find that more than 3 of these apply to you, you may be a Quakeaholic. Seek help immediately