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The Corrupted Wish Game
25. July 2005 - 18:42
#11
The Corrupted Wish Game
GRANTED: you get your weed but you find out too late that theres c4 and a timer in it
@ vamp did i do some thing to offend you? nm dont answer that i probably did
i wish i had a dodge viper :twisted:
25. July 2005 - 19:39
#12
The Corrupted Wish Game
Granted...
But Your Country Will Run Out Of Gas As Soon As Your Car's Tank Gets Empty [and i mean a big great international gas crisis]
I Wish I Could Play With A Ping Under 100
25. July 2005 - 20:04
#13
The Corrupted Wish Game
It has been done.
Your ping drops to a steady 75ms +- 3
All the servers fill with noobs who constantly stop and ask you questions, and chat protection 1.
@zeke: nope, I'm just evil :twisted:
I wish I could paint
25. July 2005 - 20:11
#14
The Corrupted Wish Game
granted: you become a well known artistthen a world wide paint famine occures
lol ok that explains everything 
i wish i had a BFG 10K :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
26. July 2005 - 0:33
#16
The Corrupted Wish Game
MUAHAHAHAHA:)) lol
Granted: but u eventually starting to do this every time u go out of the house and, accidentli railjumps on a person, so he splatter all over.. The cops are comming and u dont want to give away your railgun so, u start railing all the cops, like arnold scwarznegger going amokk on eraser.. since u not wished for regen on your railgun, u go empty with slugs when its one cop left, and get place behind bars for the rest of your life. :twisted:
I wish i could wish 2 things on my next question..
wrote:
comunity are the ppl game is an game u can do every u want to game*, if it will be BIG RED smile on game box and u get pised of that game, throw box of that game on the flor in kitchen and make on it BIG BAD smelly shit, this smile will be still on the box kep smiling to u, but when yors parents will back form great vacations to home with smiles on faces and they will see what hapened thier faces become only RED withnout eny smile.....
26. July 2005 - 4:26
#17
The Corrupted Wish Game
granted
but you start asking too many questions and get banned for spamming 
i wish i didnt just run out of hard gums 
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26. July 2005 - 12:20
#18
The Corrupted Wish Game
wrote:i wish i didnt just run out of hard gums
granted
you now have 100000000000 hardgums and they are all over you, fil.ling your room and you in it. you start to suffocate, but you manage to eat them all. now you are the size of your room, and then you get a cold because you are in the contact with the walls. you die frojm cold because you cant go to the doctor.
i wish i had a hp 1220C at home
26. July 2005 - 15:53
#19
The Corrupted Wish Game
Granted
But the HP u got turned out to be FULL of kokain and weed. So eventually u got addicted to drugs, ended up in the streets selling your underwear for 20cents to get a chocolate for your hunger.
I wish i was rich
wrote:
comunity are the ppl game is an game u can do every u want to game*, if it will be BIG RED smile on game box and u get pised of that game, throw box of that game on the flor in kitchen and make on it BIG BAD smelly shit, this smile will be still on the box kep smiling to u, but when yors parents will back form great vacations to home with smiles on faces and they will see what hapened thier faces become only RED withnout eny smile.....
26. July 2005 - 18:07
#20
The Corrupted Wish Game
wrote:GrantedI wish i was rich
granted.
you become rich and you enjoy life, with lots of women and sex and drugs and partys. but you get richer and richer every day until you own everything in the universe. of course people dont want to cope with that so they trial you, execute you with a guillotine, and burn your body in some volcano so you could never be brought back by means of cloning yourself.
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you get a bfg10k. we get invaded by aliens, and you use it to blast through tons of places and kill a lot of them, then you flip the switch holding the earth hostage, then you realize you have to strike right in your home town, and then you go to hell and kill the master demon. you return back all happy and proud and all women want to sleep with you. you get drunk and go home with a beautifull blonde. you are on top of the world. until you realize the next morning that you were too drunk and she wasnt beautiful. then you realize she was a he. in desparation of picking a guy from 100000 woman you take that bfg and blast your head off.
i wish i could do the rail jump in real life.
I am proud of spreading a pirated Excessive Plus version and claim to be the original author, yay!