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2!S*LEUKOTHEA! wrote:

Aaaarnoooooooooooo Big grin Big grin Big grin

slap him for me will ya bodz? Big grin

bodzy, you have a red nose even when you sleep, i took pics of you while sleeping remember? Big grin

yep, ina, i have the pic, you're a kind of paparazzi Big grin my nose become red too fast Sad, that's why i dress in red only now Big grin

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madbringer wrote:

For all my E+ homies who so fucking wanna smoke, and don't have any cigs.

Suffer. Big grin

they must be smoking really much..

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torzelan.com wrote:

I just wish to share my walk to work this morning in -29C.

i am wondering no one did a "unfreeze him!!!111!one - joke"

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MAD ths 1 is beter Big grin

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Well it's smokin' alright Happy

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Yikes, I spy a pornographic avatar! Shock

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Yikes, I spy a bitch! Shock


Sug min fitta.
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Wow, you are very touchy. Calm down. Tongue

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Oopsie! Looks like someone confused artistic erotica with pornography.. again! Ah. This isn't happening for the first time, so i decided to post here a small, comprehensive tutorial, to help clear the confusion.

Straight from Professor's M. Bringer's online blog -

"Hey kids!

It's pretty obvious that people around the world often confuse mild erotical acts with cheap, usual porn that can be found in the depths of the internet. That makes me -> Sad , because confusing the two is a clear sign of ignorancy. But no worries, i'm here to educate! Hopefully, after this small tutorial, You will be able to distinguish these two completely different things.

Let's teach!

Origins of the world as we know it are subject to a wide spectrum of interpretation, depending on one's beliefs; some believe in the scientifical explanation, which throws the theory of Big Bang as the main source of creation. Other people choose to believe what their religion is telling them - that all of existence was put into place due to a whim of an obscure entity, often referred to as God.

Whatever is the source of our world, there are some facts that cannot be disputable, and one of them is, that things fuck each other. Some even fuck themselves, it depends on what kind of a creature are we talking about. However, because humans are mammals, we will focus on them.

It's pretty simple; mammals procreate to produce offspring, which then grows up, finds a matching mammal of the same species, but, of opposite sex (unless one is homosexual, of course), procreates as well, produces offspring et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum, all in the name of cementing their species survival.

Humans are unique amongs them, however, most notably because of their ability to think abstract. In reality, it's the only thing that makes us different from other mammals. The rest is the same, really - we oftenly react instinctively, give in to strong emotions, and otherwise behave irrationally, as opposed to the cultural frame we try to fit into.

Lets focus on that abstract thinking thing for a moment. It gives us so much more things to ponder, other than just the basic stuff, like eating, sleeping and fucking. We try to find answers to existentional questions, we thought up things like culture, morals, standards of decency and fast foods. But, what are these things? Why do we need them? Why dosen't a cat, for example, feel ashamed when another cat is oogling it's ass, but a human is? It's because of tabu. We put the tabu tag on many things that have been seen off my the majority of our earthly populous as indecent, or otherwise inappropriate. We do that to lull us into a sense of superiority over the other mammals.

Yes sir, nothing better to brighten up a human's day that point a finger at a random Giraffe and shout "I can see your balls! How indecent! You should be ashamed. You can't see MY balls, and that is what makes me better than you, puny thing." The problem is, even if the Giraffe would actually see that examplary persons balls, it wouldn't give a flying fuck. But that person would still feel ashamed. All because other people think it's indecent.

Now, i won't fight with that - i'm as much bound by our tabu structure and the cage of moral decency as the next person. The key word here, however, is difference. Now, it's a proven fact - oftenly, what one person thinks is indecent, other might say it's perfectly normal. Examples are numerous, and are usually a product of colliding, alien cultures. The one off the top of my head - anime and manga. For any average Japanese fellow, it's perfectly normal to read a comic book about a 14 year old girl being molested by sex hungry tentacle monstrums. For any average Polish person, that would be sick and disgusting.

I'm not about to fight with that either, tho i would suggest some degree of open-mindness and common sense, before shouting Eww! Which takes us to another thing - some stuff is universally seen as indecent and just not right, and is actually put as tabu all around the world. (save maybe for some savage cultures).

One of these things is pornography, which in itself is, i must admit, a little weird and funny at the same time. I mean, almost every person out there sooner or later either engages in erotical activities themselves, or watches other people engage in them on one of the many avalible means, like internet, or television. As i wrote above, fucking is considered, by laws older than anything humans with their abstract thinking came up, as perfectly natural. But still, we think it's not appropriate. Oh well.

Regardless of wether You think pornography is appropriate or not, some things do not fall into this category. To make things a little more clear, maybe a small definition:

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Pornography - creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire


Of course, what is literary or artistic value is also a subject of discussion, but i think it goes without saying that a girl having a big cock in her mouth is in no way artistical, no matter if shown on a nice quality dvd-rip, or on an oil painting. We need to draw a line here - a piece of naked flesh isn't pornography. Not by a far shot. To make things even more clear, a small graphical presentation:

NOT PORNOGRAPHY

PORNOGRAPHY

(CENSORED) ...inadequate use of distortion tool

I think now all doubts will be removed. Looks like we are nearing the end here, so i'd just like to thank everyone who took time to read this, and put up a small disclaimer, why did i write all that shit above about animals and stuff? Because i can.

Ending with that positive accent, sincerely -

Professor Minorexorpalaphregiokantyklampurwersjamobilead Bringer."

Hope that small excerpt from Professor's M. Bringer's online blog shed some light upon this small matter. Leave art alone, and don't put it in the porn bin. That only hurts the artists, like Mr. Foksie, Lord of Yoghurt who is the man that is responsible for the fine, fine signature and avatar that caused so much confusion.

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shiiit dude thats fucking funnay...

i blame you cos Im sposed to go 2 sleep now, but your little laugh-a-thon is like fuel 4 my insomnia... way to go numb-nuts :thumbright:

it is fucking funny Tongue

now look @ my video in the "my desktops" thread it shows 5 seconds of a beer wall,

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