The hard life of 50 Cent

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How to do a platinum single, fiddy-style...

1. Play a couple of notes on a keyboard that could work repeated for a short while but get iritating after a short while.

2. 'Talk' (Yes, talk) about your bitches and hos and bitch-slapping your ho's, and bitch-slapping your hos on a beach in the front of a hummer...

3. Add a few 'Uh!' 'Mmmm' and 'Woo!' 's here and there. Anywhere will do.

4. Hire 20 girls to dance virtually naked a in the video.

5. Make $10,000,000.

Repeat in 2 months time

Why don't we all do it?

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The hard life of 50 Cent

all things looks easy when we talk about others and in life there is luck too Winking . Anyway i dont wanna be like 50 cent .. to make money pointless .. sry by making the best music ever .;o . besides money in life u gotta be pleased of what u do and that money to worth what u do, even everybody even me wants more money but till a stage

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Re: The hard life of 50 Cent

Nigga gots style, yo! Madafaka, UH, UH!

Sigh, what happened to music bands like Public Enemy or De La Soul used to play. Sad

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madbringer wrote:

Nigga gots style, yo! Madafaka, UH, UH!

Sigh, what happened to music bands like Public Enemy or De La Soul used to play. Sad

Touche, Madd, touche...

Chris Rock once said during one of his stand-up routines (in 2004 i think) that it was easier to explain and to defend old-skool hip-hop back in the 80's, Grandmaster Flash was easy to explain, KRS 1 was easy to explain, Run DMC was easy to explain, Mr magic was easy to explian...

Kinda hard to defend "I got hoes in every area code" and "Move, BIATCH, get out the way Move", the most lyrically retarded song good-selling song I've ever heard had the following 4 bars:

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

REPEATED 8 TIMES THRUOUT THE SONG

I mean, take Flava Flav for example:

"Like 2 peas in a bucket, mother-mother fuck it
U either Flava Flave it, or you Chuck-Chuck-Chuck it"

Thats just the intro to the song, yet it somehow beats Candyshop with 2 lines of text... And dont make me compare fifty's post- Get Rich or die trying (the album, not the OST) with anything Dre's ever done...

Although 50 proved he can still rap on the Re-Up Mixtape... still, only a mixtape though...

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i dont hink 50 cent opens his mouth i think he mumble raps