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26. July 2005 - 10:39
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Hello guys lets see what u got ... tel all jokes u know here, so everybody can laugth a little Winking

i start Big grin

1 day a fox is walking through the wood on her way home. Suddenly she sees a rabbit with a big sack on his back.
- Rabbit what u got in that bag?
- No, u dont whant to know
- Rabbit what u got in that bag?
- No, u dont whant to know.
- Aww please rabbit show me what u got in the bag.
- OK fine.
And the rabit opens the bag and inside r millions of dicks. The woks is like - WOW! can i have 1 rabbit
- OK fine here take one, when u say Habba Habba it will start to fuck u.

So the fox takes the dick and goes down to the lake says Habba habba and the dick starts fucking her. 1 hour , 2hours , 4 hours, 6 hours. The fox is bleeeding, very tired. Omg - she thinks what can i do.
At that moment a wolfe comes by. Fox says :
- wolfe say habba habba.

And the wolf says habba habba and the dick strats fucking him 1 hour , 2hours , 4 hours, 6 hours. The ass is bleeding....
In the meanwyle the fox comes up with a plan:
- Ok, wolfe i will say habba habba and u catch the dick and dig it into the ground.

So they did and got rid of the dick. They said goodbye and whent home.

Now the wolfe is on his way home when he suddenly sees a rabbit with a big sack on his back.
- What u got in that bag rabbit?
- No, u dont whant to know.
- Well please tel me what u got there?
- No u dont whant to know.
- Aww please rabbit show whats in the bag!
- Ok fine.

So the rabbit opens the bag and inside is millions of dicks.
Wolf:
- AHA...HABBA HABBA!

Ty foksie

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26. July 2005 - 11:12
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:roll: :roll: :roll: hmm....

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26. July 2005 - 11:59
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u just dont get ut Happy

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26. July 2005 - 12:42
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two 10 year old girls are in the schools locker room changing clothes. one of them spots that the other one has pubic hair. she asks: "what are those?" pointing to the pubic hair.

the other girl replys: "Thats my pubic hair. i just got it."

and this one asks:"do they trouble you when you fuck?"

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26. July 2005 - 13:01
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hahaha Winking

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26. July 2005 - 13:58
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a little 4 year old girl runs up to her mother.

"Mommy mommy i just killed grandpa."

and mommy says: "You stupid bitch, we still have half of grandma in the fridge."

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26. July 2005 - 14:04
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"Mommy why cant i watch TV?"

"If you dont shut up i will also cut your ears off!"

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26. July 2005 - 14:09
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"Mommy mommy i played with granma today!"

"You are so stupid, she didnt hang herself for you to play with!"

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26. July 2005 - 14:11
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hmm...
the jokes aren't funny Big grin Winking

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26. July 2005 - 15:43
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HYPER*GOOF wrote:

hmm...
the jokes aren't funny Big grin Winking

Then dont read this thread.. Stop beeing like a dick Goof...

Three skydivers went for skydiving.
Two americans and one chinese.

First off, one of the americans. Takes the dive and the parasuite didnt work, so he crashed into the ground and said ahhhh.. i think i broke my leg.

Second one was the other american. Takes the dive and oopps the same thing happend to him. Crashing into the ground and says, ahhhhh.. i think i broke my leg.

Then the chinese jumps last, litlle concerned about the other two jumpers, but still he jumps. But the same thing happen to him, lands on the ground with a poof. And sings: Ching Chong, Ching Ching i think i broke my ding dong.

ghost wrote:


comunity are the ppl game is an game u can do every u want to game*, if it will be BIG RED smile on game box and u get pised of that game, throw box of that game on the flor in kitchen and make on it BIG BAD smelly shit, this smile will be still on the box kep smiling to u, but when yors parents will back form great vacations to home with smiles on faces and they will see what hapened thier faces become only RED withnout eny smile.....

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26. July 2005 - 16:07
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haha nice WinkWinking

coem one guys more jokes here !! hahaha

i ahve 1 more...

I drunk man is standing on a bussstop w8ting for a buss, holding on a traffic light.
Another drunk guy coems to him and ssays:

- Hi man what u doing?
- IM w8ting for the buss.
- U think u can go in with that thing?

Ty foksie

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