WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?? One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. Okay,

I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work. Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass."

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him

Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local

Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?

The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..

Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."

Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

IM NOT A RACIST

what is the similarity between a human and a pancake??...When they're black they failed xp

NO RACIST

i dont get this trick(maybe its too tricky ))))))))))))) )

its an italian joke hope i traslate it right ))
The Mayor of a little city in italy invite tenders to whitewash the front of the city hall: he gets 3 estimations, the first is a french paitner, he would come with his brother with their van and would do the job for 3.000 euros, 1.000euros for paint and 1.000euro for him and his brother. The Mayor think 'for sure this is a good price..lets see whats next'. the second is a german saying: we are a team of professional painter with pro vans and 20 employes, and we would make the job done for 6.000 euros, 2.000 for special paint and 2.000 x 2 person. The mayor think 'hum.. price is double but they looks wery professional..lets see whats next..'. The last one is an italian, he wrote 'im alone and for the job i need 10.000euros..' the Mayor before continue think '...well thats already too much..but lets see what he would do..' and keep reading. '..3.000 for the french to do the job, 3.000 for me, and 4.000 for our dear Mayor, cause he deserve them!'. )))))