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JUST FOR LAUGHS
24. August 2007 - 10:40
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24. August 2007 - 18:45
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26. August 2007 - 18:03
#34
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DM: Okay, the horse made his Knockdown check…you’re on your back.Denethor: Wait, wasn’t there a burning pyre right behind me? Ohhh…crap.
DM: Oh yeah…*rolls* your cloak ignites!
Denethor: CRAP! Okay, okay…no water…maybe there’s water outside! I’m gonna jump up off the pyre and head for the door!
DM: While you’re on fire…? Okay, I guess you can try that. Make a Con check for half damage.
Denethor: Hey, 20! Sweet!
DM: …okay. You’re running…everyone else is too shocked by you running away while ignited…*rolls fire damage, dice all come up 1’s*
Denethor: Am I outside?
DM: Yes…and you’re on fire. There’s nothing there but the tree and a few startled guards.
Denethor: CRAP again! *rolls Con check* hey, 18! Okay, okay…I’ll look for the quickest way down! They’ve got to have water down in the city proper.
DM: The quickest way? …are you sure? *rolls fire damage, gets three 1’s and a 2* Stupid dice.
Denethor: Yeah! I really don’t wanna be on fire anymore. Quickest way down it is!
DM: …okay. In panic, you sprint to the edge of the cliff…and jump off.
Denethor: HEY! What the-?
DM: You fall down the hundreds of feet from the very peak of Gondor, the rush of air feeding the flames. Much too far a fall to conceivably survive, even if you WEREN’T an old man. And on fire.
Denethor: Oh, come on! Don’t I at least get a Dex check?
DM: …yeah, sure.
Denethor: *rolls* Hahah, 20! Take that, DM!
DM: Okay, okay…you manage land in a well. You’re not on fire anymore. Just squished.
25. November 2007 - 20:25
#35
JUST FOR LAUGHS
and now wash your hands..
25. November 2007 - 22:41
#36
JUST FOR LAUGHS
25. November 2007 - 23:53
#37
JUST FOR LAUGHS
i saw this topic as "just for laughs - england vs croatia" - yea, these two definitely combine as one
btw - goddam, where the hell was this bathroom? lmao
26. November 2007 - 0:14
#38
JUST FOR LAUGHS
dunno, but it makes a difference to the norm. i like the whole 'thinking out of the box' designs.
20. December 2007 - 17:49
#39
JUST FOR LAUGHS
now, a warning to anyone planning to travel over the holiday period.
21. December 2007 - 15:44
#40
JUST FOR LAUGHS
This is for Foksieloy, SHORT, DARK, maybe Ratz and Mulle are also interested for it 
EDIT: I did not saw whole "movie" ( thought that no more )and that was seems for me as joke, I before kill browser. But looking all find that is inappropriate. Link removed. Sorry about that. Next time I will examine whole thing before any posting.
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AND NOW A JOKE..
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo (a cuddly toy which laughs when tickled) factory. The Personnel Manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8.00am.
The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the Personnel Manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says "I am sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday, I said, your job is to give Elmo "two test tickles".
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