Library of Excuses
I think it would be interesting to have a library (or database) of all the excuses known to man in Q3: Excessive+
I don't understand why some gamers have to announce them like someone actually gives a crap...but anyways, here are my top 5 that I just love hearing everyday
1. "Omg so much lag"
2. "Damn, my fps sucks"
3. "OMG! my hands are cold"
4. "I'm so druuuunk (or high)"
5. "So tired"
Any others left to add?
(To whom that live by these sayings, just suck it up and get owned )
"My bro, Xunderbird, is throwing turnips at me to deliberately make me play worse"
"My mouse fell apart and i made a new one from sand and sticks and it sucks at aiming in q3"
"I had a crap day"
"I blame society :x"
"I blame the jews"
"The jewish mafia is after me, so my hands are constantly shaking and i cant concentrate"
D:
"I'm too sexy for this game"
"Playing without mouse/screen/pad/headset/idontplayatall"
"It's not my PC"
"just bOrEd00m"
"Newb here!!!11!
Ofc,the best one of all times and my personal favorite:
"I accidently hit degauss on monitor"
But what if the person is really wasted all the time nine...... like me?
lol nine good one
anyway the greatest excuse in the history of mankind has got to be "lag"
"My bro, Xunderbird, is throwing turnips at me to deliberately make me play worse"
"My mouse fell apart and i made a new one from sand and sticks and it sucks at aiming in q3"
both are a joke and not a excuse.
my top 2 excuses i heard (not from myself)
shady: 'ach! ach! ach! ach! nein!'
random player: 'lag'
ps: true, ratz, i guess that one is really priceless for you
pps: 'im to bored to play good...'
lol zack, yeah "phone" is a great one.
i like these too:
-i don't use scripts/cheats
-cheater!
-this server is so annoying
-my team sucks
Aye but if some player suddenly stops moving and says "phone" or "door" and continues staying there...well, then at least for me it's a good excuse
Regards,
Absti
no sound.
wrong config
not trying
LAG!
wasnt looking
phone
door
oh shit earthquake!!
ETC ETC