i dont have enough outlets to plug in my monitor, so i have to play without it
headphones suck cant hear u sneaky bastard unfair
my blindfold is getting in the way
crosshair cvar doesnt work for me
all enemies are fucking camoflaged to walls
all enemies are same colour as team mates dont blame me for teamkilling

my fav as every1 know -

@hangover

1) Omg i just poured a cup of coffee in my open pc case and burned out my mainboard and 400 pound gfx card.

2) My quaking hat fell off.

first is true rather than an excuse :roll: n/c please

second although its never happened to me( mine has a string under my chin so no such disaster could happen) or seen anyone one whine about it, I could only imagine how such a thing could bring you game to a halt.

My main excuse is though a reality.

My girlfriend.

She usually trying to talk to me about how bad her day has been blah blah blah or constantly coming in to the pc room saying, you said "ok ill be there in 10 mins 2 hours ago" to which I reply ok sorry ill be there in 5 mins...therefore getting another hour of play.

Or worse than all, coming in usually at 14-15 in freeze when im the last man unfrozen demanding a kiss/hug or other such nonsense, insisting "can you not just leave it for 2 mins?" my replay in a rather heated way is....honestly… no ! You really don’t understand the pressure I’m under at this moment

A bit offtopic but once I was playing on a friend's computer World of Warcraft.

A guy was standing still for 10 minutes
he returned and started shouting "OMFG OMFG!!! They stole my car!!!!"

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ Wax

u made my day dude!!! hahahahahah bachelor FTW!!!