***A Horse throws up 3 pages of the script, it is still readable and in mint conditoin cos the pages were laminated***

- What the hell are u doing?
- i am sorry, but i have to tie u down for this Alison Angel/ Jenna Jameson scene, directors orders
- DAMN, I WISH I WAS WRTITNG THIS, THE SCRIPT WOULD TAKE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIRECTION

a.k.a. - i know i am only 12 and i'm a sneaky bastard, but i am here to see some naked men! ** craps himself and runs off, leaving a trail of poo behind him...**

- What kind os sick dumbass crap is this? *evil ninja stare*

- i dont know, cos it's 's fantasy

- OH COME ON!!! that was a complete SIMPSON'S RIPOFF!!!

HORSE (with a traffic cone on its head to make it look like a holliwood Unicorn) - NEeiiIGH (or IIIEEE-GOO_GOO (or however the horse make a sound in your country) - yeh, this is all sad pointless sad bullshit

Random Passer By - Yes, I agree with that horse which has a dick on its head, who does think he is NEwayZ?

Extra #1 - Yes, but I dont care as long as I get paid

- Actually you dont, this pornographic/fantasy film is done for the benefit of Ending World Hunger and all profit is going to go to a charity of [xXx]'s choice..

Extras #1 - #23647 (all @ once) - well fuck this shit!!!

- *sigh* Hollywood :roll:
(@ passer by) - Well say what u want, but do think of this - this post may appear to make me look sad, BUT i still manage to write this, take part in 7 societies (football/soccer, R'n'B7 Hip-Hop, Multiplayer Gaming , Slavonic, Rusian, Media (they make thier own Campus newspaper, 24 hr campus radio & their own TV), make new freinds & keep in touch with old ones, frequently visit the bar, attend all my 2hr lectures & classes (had 2 leactures 2day) and and manage my clan despite not having MSN, and try to get my clan websace and a public forum

*** Random Passer By Runs away, leaving a trail, just like 's *

Alison & Jenna Jameson enter, wearing not much

-

(who happens to be the producer, company owner, the boss & the director) -ALRIGHT PEPOLE, PLACES!!! WHERE'S THAT PIRATE EXTRA THAT SHADY IS SUPPOSED TO TELL THE MEANING OF LIFE @ DA END OF THE FILM???

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!!!

***(the next 2 pages are censored by the e+ team, himself)***

(speaking to pirate extra abut the meaning of life, right after the threesome scene) - AKHDFUjula kaminopusghaf ne poikonoval konichiwa patana n#1

pirate - onemushla : op konoshal neosfal

- Oy VEY!!! Jorhuig quikolsip sfho koshak aida :!:

Pirate - Now I know it, thank you for teaching me, master!

THE END

***THIS SCRIPT TOOK 60 MINUTES OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK (would have took 30, but the "back" button on the computer's mouse had other ide@s, thank f@#k for backups)***

BUT IT GAVE ME THE CROWN of "RANDOM POST OG" for now

the challenger wins for now, MAD, let's see you beat this

***Please note that no unicorns, extras or 's were hurt during the making of this script...

THIS SCRIPT IS A COPYRIGHTED ASSET OF BIG BOI_88 ENTERTAINMENT

Long, long ago, far, far away from real world come into being a new world called E+ community. In this world..........
...they knew only of happiness until one day Tyrant rose to the throne and demanded everyone wears a pink tutu. Then a young freedom fighter named Madbringer...
...came along with white socks and flowers for Tyrant, but Tyrant went angry when he saw he didn't had a pink tutu...
...so he sent his snakes to kill Madbringers little birds. But the birds learnet how to move, so they ...

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Long, long ago, far, far away from real world come into being a new world called E+ community. In this world..........
...they knew only of happiness until one day Tyrant rose to the throne and demanded everyone wears a pink tutu. Then a young freedom fighter named Madbringer...
...came along with white socks and flowers for Tyrant, but Tyrant went angry when he saw he didn't had a pink tutu...
...so he sent his snakes to kill Madbringers little birds. But the birds learnet how to move, so they ...
...Flew up to the sky and went to Foksie'loy for help, and Foksie took...

...out his magical pink dildo that he calls Gladi-a-tor and gave it to the birds, wich used it to...

Long, long ago, far, far away from real world come into being a new world called E+ community. In this world..........
...they knew only of happiness until one day Tyrant rose to the throne and demanded everyone wears a pink tutu. Then a young freedom fighter named Madbringer...
...came along with white socks and flowers for Tyrant, but Tyrant went angry when he saw he didn't had a pink tutu...
...so he sent his snakes to kill Madbringers little birds. But the birds learnet how to move, so they ...
...Flew up to the sky and went to Foksie'loy for help, and Foksie took...
...out his magical pink dildo that he calls Gladi-a-tor and gave it to the birds, wich used it to...
...slap the snakes and go to Tyrant, but then Tyrant used his Machine gun to shoot the birds down, they died and...
... Tyrant took Gladi-a-tor the pink dildo into his hands and yelled "By the power of the pink dildo" and transformed into the horrific new creature: a pink dildo/human hybrid called Absti. Abstis power was obviously immense but Madbringer had another plan, and that was...
...Going to Skull and transform with him to Madskullbringer!
They went to Absti, the human Dildo, to let a...
...dragon loose on him. The dragon put up a very formidable fight, but no match for teh_abstee. Absti says gg to the dragon but finds out that...