Make an E+ story
...extremely horny, so he bought himself a camera and filmed himself attempting erotic world domination, soon later it occured to him that...
it's NOT ok to film sex with girls under 15. but he did'nt get very sad coz after a few years in prison he made some nasty gayporn insteard. but one day...
he opened his window and beautiful butterfly entered his 'arena'. He quickly grabed his rocket launcher and tried to shot it, but it was too late...
.. the butterfly already transformed into a huge cyborg teletubby, who, with a painful roar, devoured all reality around him, including itself. Oddly enough, in the hollow darkness around him, he noticed something strange, not fitting the emptiness... a sign saying "5km to McDonald's this way!".
Curious, he strode in this direction, eventually, coming upon a McDonald's floating in the empty space. Behind the counter was Shady, who with a smile said...
Hello, i am the architect, i created this world and now you trying to destroy it?!!
Tell me whats bothers you, or i give you a wet willy.. ergo visa vi.. u are a dumbass.
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