silly "jokes"
like that one i write down here
apple = vitamins
vitamins = force
force = might
might= money
money = women
women = sex
sex = AIDS
AIDS = death
bye the way, you want to have an apple?
That was supposed to be funny?
I can already Imagine it...
My first friday night out in London, about 8-10 of us are in RSVP bar, waiting for tEh clubs to open... The bar is packed, it takes 10 facking minutes to get a drink... And amidst talk of who's going to work where for the summer, who's going out with who, what time we goin 2 tha club, and any other story of the past 2 months which i might have missed oit on... in the meantime i get my sexy bib boy mobile phone out and shout "LOOK GUISE! Arashiav from Germany did this joke, and said that it be funny for people who've had a few, and cos we had 4 consecutive Apple sourz shots when we came here... VITAMINS = AIDS... HAR HAR HAR
cant laugh at aids and death sorry
cant laugh at aids and death sorry
right freakman :!:
on topic:
A man asks his friend: "Do you like to fuck your girl in the other hole?"
He answered: " no way, i dont want to get a baby!"
not quite funny but its about silly jokes in this thread so i think it fits
eeheheheh tool that was really good..."sweethearth come hereee....." ;p
hi=hi
bye=bye
so
oh btw there are some thread if im not wrong about jokes etc just use teh best button ever teh ultimate research in chemistry and etc holy shit THE SEARCH button .
Something from me:
John come back from school to house and from riffle shout:
-Mum why in whole house stink corpse??!! Mum? Mummy? Mummyyyyyy!!!
nrly, you should be drunken to read that here....
if you dunno jokes like that with the 2 elephants and the tree and like that
you can't be able to know that...
tell a friend to drink a few beers than read it............... :roll: :roll: