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11. June 2007 - 23:37
#11
silly "jokes"
wrote:Something from me:
John come back from school to house and from riffle shout:
-Mum why in whole house stink corpse??!! Mum? Mummy? Mummyyyyyy!!!
maybe im stupid but i didnt get it 
ok lets try another one 
The child says to his mother:"Mum! Muuuuum!"
Mum: "WHAAAAAAAAT?"
Child: "The dog is fucking!"
Mum: "Dont look at him then!"
Child: "But it hurts!"
btw: its easy to translate a german joke into english 
11. June 2007 - 23:43
#12
silly "jokes"
wrote:nrly, you should be drunken to read that here....
if you dunno jokes like that with the 2 elephants and the tree and like that
you can't be able to know that...tell a friend to drink a few beers than read it............... :roll: :roll:
I don't laugh at AIDS jokes even when i'm drunk, sorry. Maybe there's something wrong with my sense of humour, i dunno..
@topic
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
12. June 2007 - 0:02
#13
silly "jokes"
wrote:nrly, you should be drunken to read that here....
if you dunno jokes like that with the 2 elephants and the tree and like that
you can't be able to know that...tell a friend to drink a few beers than read it............... :roll: :roll:
I don't laugh at AIDS jokes even when i'm drunk, sorry. Maybe there's something wrong with my sense of humour, i dunno..
Totaly agree :!:
on topic:
A horse came into a bar and offered a beer
12. June 2007 - 12:35
#15
silly "jokes"
as the topic sais this is silly jokes right?
Look at me im the silly joke fucking mastah
I dont know if you have ppl in age if 14 called fjortisar.. or whateva. they act like adult. they are haugty and stuff, and always say smartass comments aboute anything and nothign.. well here is a silly joke aboute'em
Do you know how to entertain a 14:ish for hours
No..
Give them a tin and a cork opener
:roll:
12. June 2007 - 13:17
#16
silly "jokes"
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:roll:
whatever
a very common greek silly joke is...(I will try to translate it )
"we have a chicken...we raise its first foot,we raise the other as well and it falls "
and the second part of it is
"we have a man,we raise its first foot,we raise the other as well and he flies "
](*,)
you have to be really drunk to laugh with this...and I've seen many people laughing with such jokes. I enjoy watching them 
12. June 2007 - 16:13
#17
silly "jokes"
wrote:Do you know how to entertain a 14:ish for hours
No..
Give them a tin and a cork opener
:roll:
LOL, good one
15. June 2007 - 22:50
#18
silly "jokes"
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on your nerves!
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sry, i let out aids and other very bad things next time, really sry for that
i don't laugh because of aids, only because at the end is apple = death, but what write then? women = sex
sex = death?!
sex = children
children = death?
ok, forget it, i am really sry, if you want i edit it (: