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You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
29. October 2008 - 10:41
#21
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
wrote:When U wanna write ":)", "haha" or "lol" after some funny kill or something in the middle of a demo play...
if you wanna do this in real life after funny joke or sth... omg 
wrote:stage 1) i am in denial that girls exist on the internet, i think everyone is a guy
stage 2) i am in denial that everyone is real, i think you are all advanced bots
stage 3) i am in denial that the world is real, i think i am plugged into a machine
stage 4) i am in denial that machines actually exist, i think this is just one big dream
stage 5) i am in denial that i am capable of dreaming, i think my existence is fake
*poof* everything disappears.
no trickz in my signature anymore
29. October 2008 - 10:49
#22
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
wrote:When you hold your head next to a curved wall hoping to discover a glitch and see right through the wall.
When you are on a mountain/tall building and your friends ask you why you are not afraid of the height, you reply: "If i jump now, and land with 0 UPS i will OB".
wrote:When you tell the sport teacher to put the high jump bar higher and higher cause you sure you wont have problems as you think the config supports double jumps..
wrote:u try to join spec when someone is beating u up
wrote:When you slap your girlfriends ass just so you can loudly say "HUMILIATION".
wrote:36. When you have a dream that you are in map Q3DM11 with no weapons, and there is a tankjr chasing you with a gauntlet.
Hehehe, guys, I love you 
n1 hahaha xD
But this one:
wrote:when while i'm walking alone on the corridors of my workplace makes me want to use grenadejumps to arrive faster in my office..
Is fucking best 
Nothing is impossible
29. October 2008 - 14:12
#23
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
long alitle bit
The majority of people think they think, when really they just change their prejudices. Understanding is a matter of will in most cases.
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29. October 2008 - 14:23
#24
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
When you look at people waiting for a train, and think "Bloody campers".
29. October 2008 - 15:01
#25
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
when u are going in the middle of street and seek to push tab button to watch how many players in server
29. October 2008 - 15:17
#26
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
This one is very bad taste, and in order to see it you will have to select the text between the lines. I warned you 
Also dont quote it (it will break the protection).
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When you look at a doctor performing an abortion and yell: "Stop spawn camping you bitch!"
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29. October 2008 - 18:08
#28
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
wrote:
roooooooooooooofl ahahahaahahahaaaahahaaaahahahaaha
thank you, sir, for making my day !
29. October 2008 - 18:11
#29
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
keep the numbers going 
dunno what we are on but
45. when I hold your fingers over W A S D for no reason at work 
29. October 2008 - 19:28
#30
You Know You Play Too Much Quake, When...
...when your girlfriend asks you for another round after having sex and your answer is "Wait a sec, babe, railgun doesnt reload so quickly in this CFG..."
...when youre crouching beneath the coffin on a funeral waiting for the dead guy to FUCKING FINALLY THAW!!!
...when you realize youre not really on TS and just screamed "INCOMING!!!" right at your boss' face.
...when you see girl, who's boyfriend just went to the bathroom, that's freezing, you tell your mate to camp the entry so you can thaw her.
...when every time you see somebody with a flag on his/her t-shirt you search for the "Incoming Flagcarrier - Upper Left !" - bind.
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