wrote:

keep the numbers going

dunno what we are on but

45. when I hold your fingers over W A S D for no reason at work

that is happening all the time here

Better version:

...When you change your name at server to "foksie@horny" and your girl automatically renames to "Ina@Headache".

... if your Grandpa tells boring stories and suddenly u r very interested as soon he speaks about nades.

... if you try to pummel your colleague because he stands in your way.

... if u w8 for the "3, 2, 1 ... fight" when u wake up to start the day.

... if u w8 for hear a "red/blue team scored" when u made ur gf pregnant.

... if u see fragged people.

... if u see a crosshair even when the pc is turned off.

... if u start to crouch if u here steps.

by all the fun, there was really times where i was truly addicted to this game in the 1st 1-2 years, when i used really all of my freetime to play this game. Beeing alone on a server to FOR HOURS just to train offensive weaponmoves for ctf. yes, i was pretty good in ctf years ago this may be also the reason why i hate it nowadays.

well, 2 more:

... if u expect a "impressive" and a "excellent" if u shoot a couple of soft toys in a row on the fair.
... if u do an exact an 180 ° turn if u get called by by friends

when...... you jump in the frozen food compartment at your supermarket to thaw the chickens
when..... you jump of high walls etc expecting it not to hurt
when..... you steal blue balloons from kids and try to walk over them, thinking they are mega health
when..... when your on vacation and you visit a local castle and you find yourself smashing into all the armour
when..... you see a police marksman take out a criminal and you shout 'AIMBOT'
when..... you literally roll on the floor laughing and your ass falls off when someone tells a really good joke
I could go on forever with this, I posted something like this ages ago
Regards