Guys, the 'new' website still sucks.

I remember when i first complained about it the most common response was "OMG LOL IT"S SO NEW WAIT IT'S STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION".

Well, now, some time has passed, and it's still this messy, clunky, slow, 1999 throwback. Does anyone seriously prefer this over the old design? Direct comparison time!

Look at that. Everything fits together, the design is simple but elegant. Navigation was simple and easy, website was fast. It didn't have the fancy features of this one (rich-text post mode, which is mostly useless, shoutbox integrated with the forum, which is mostly useless, blog space, which is nice, and a birthday tab awwwwwww, yeah...), but would it be really that hard to integrate these things into the old design?

Now this site:

Ugh. It's not hideous, but it looks like something that came pre-packaged with the forum space. There are some things that really annoy me, like that you cannot search by posts, that sig doesn't appear in some sub-forums, the new emoticons that look fugly. I still can't fathom why in the world would this change in design be made.

I MISS THE OLD FORUM BROS ;_;

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How about we do a kickstarter or patreon for "creating that old e+ feel", cite the money needed for website development (copy+paste the old css from the internet archive wayback machine), server hosting (use one of those free platforms like forum-pro dot org), then spend all the shekels we made (i'd estimate them to be around 12-13 yuros) to buy exotic beers from the internet.

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(*WASP*SH▲DOWKNIGHT) wrote:
nonsense repellent declamatory

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Yes, let's do that.

Please send your money via PayPal to , I'll *MAKE SURE* this website gets an upgrade, E+ gets a second lease at life and our lord and saviour Jesus Christ gets back on Earth safely and in one piece to deliver salvation unto the faithful and unbelievers* alike, and if you're faithful enough in furthering the cause by violent action, there might be additional bonuses**.

*no refunds if you end up in purgatory on a technicality
**no female virgins guaranteed, and if there are any, they just might just be transgender. You get what you get

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madbringer wrote:

*no refunds if you end up in purgatory on a technicality

Am pretty there can be no technicalities since purgatory is exclusive to aborted fetuses, infants who passed away before being christened, participants of Faustian pacts and the Poles.

madbringer wrote:

**no female virgins guaranteed, and if there are any, they just might just be transgender. You get what you get

CHICKS WITH DICKS ARE REAL, STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN YOU SHITLORD.

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(*WASP*SH▲DOWKNIGHT) wrote:
nonsense repellent declamatory

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.aNk/xXxp4l/:bR.Shady'XYN! wrote:

madbringer wrote:
*no refunds if you end up in purgatory on a technicality

Am pretty there can be no technicalities since purgatory is exclusive to aborted fetuses, infants who passed away before being christened, participants of Faustian pacts and the Poles.

You got it all wrong. Hell is for children and Poles go to purgatory a.k.a west europe.