Dear Quakers:
Due to the over whelming increase in trash talk by players I've edited a short list of alternative responses to every day gaming situations in the hopes that we can all get along.

TRY SAYING:
You'll get me next time = )
INSTEAD OF:
HA HA HA HA HA, I OWN you bitches!

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can anticipate my shots better.
INSTEAD OF:
And what the fuck do you expect me to do with this ping?

TRY SAYING:
Good Game.
INSTEAD OF:
No fucking way.

TRY SAYING:
Wow!
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be shitting me!

TRY SAYING:
Unfortunately I don't have admin.
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING:
I'm not familiar with this.
INSTEAD OF:
This bullshit mod is not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING:
Good Job!
INSTEAD OF:
What the fuck?

TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure voting is enabled.
INSTEAD OF:
This shit won't work.

TRY SAYING:
I'll try to be there.
INSTEAD OF:
That server blows.

TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the vote system.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING:
Good shot!
INSTEAD OF:
Bullshit!

TRY SAYING:
So you didn't expect that? = )
INSTEAD OF:
Lamer.

TRY SAYING:
I'm not having a good game at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
Fuck it, I'm SUCKING.

TRY SAYING:
Sounds like a good idea.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
YOU FUCKING CHEATER.

TRY SAYING:
You want me to defend the base?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING:
Roger that.
INSTEAD OF:
Blow me.

TRY SAYING:
He's a skilled player.
INSTEAD OF:
He's all ping.

TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more practice.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the fuck you're doing, newb.

TRY SAYING:
We need to organize better.
INSTEAD OF:
My fucking team blows ass.

TRY SAYING:
I prefer plus.cfg.
INSTEAD OF:
THIS SHITS SPAMMY

TRY SAYING:
I can't make it at that time, sorry.
INSTEAD OF:
Are you shitting me, i need to sleep too!

TRY SAYING:
Can someone fix the teams?
INSTEAD OF:
Nice join, asshat.

TRY SAYING:
Can you please thaw me?
INSTEAD OF:
Wow my fucking team is stupid.

TRY SAYING:
I need a better comp.
INSTEAD OF:
My shit can't run this.

TRY SAYING:
Somethings not right here.
INSTEAD OF:
Fucking PB sux ass here.