Merry Christmas -- combined english/german. it's better to understand for germans

When the snow falls wunderbar
and the children happy are,
when the Glatteis on the street,
and we all a Glühwein need,
then you know, es ist soweit:

She is here, the Weihnachtszeit
every Parkhaus is besetzt,
weil die people fahren jetzt
all to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
shopping hirnverbrannte things
and the Christmasglocke rings.

Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
schmückt a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
he is hanging off the balls,
then he from the Leiter falls...
finally the Kinderlein
to the Zimmer kommen rein
and it sings the family
schauerlich: "Oh, Christmastree!"
and the jeder in the house
is packing the Geschenke aus.

Mama finds unter the Tanne
eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks in TV,
all around is Harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
and so comes die Feuerwehr
with Tatü, tata daher,
and they bring a long, long Schlauch
and a long, long Leiter auch.
and they schrei - "Wasser
marsch!",
Christmas now is in the A...
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits...

I´m sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell. But in the middle
of the Nacht, ist es dann zusammgekracht. I hope that is you not
passiert and that my english better wird!