Just For Jokes

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-C4-KOSZMIT wrote:

On Johny's birthday colegues ask him if he dream about something.
- Yes, I've always dreamed about to quit drinking - Johny answered.
Puzzled colegues:
- So why don't you just quit it? Just stop drinking.
Sad Johny:
- But how to live without dreams..?

xD

good one xd

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enjoy the silence jackass....

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(.)(.) + € = ( . )( . )

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What is the difference between male and female hedgehogs?

The Answer: The male hedgehog has a sting more. Laughing

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old!! Happy

I am not responsible for what you think or say, just for what I say!
I never howl with the wolves, don't speak another to hear.
I have my own opinion & I insist.
Those who do not get along have only themselves to blame.

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i have more stings than male hedgehog Big grin

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troll-e wrote:

i have more stings than male hedgehog Big grin

u f****ng PUNKER Tongue Laughing

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old!! Happy

I am not responsible for what you think or say, just for what I say!
I never howl with the wolves, don't speak another to hear.
I have my own opinion & I insist.
Those who do not get along have only themselves to blame.

...................................

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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up in the sky, and says, "Where?"

"Be careful what you choose!"

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frumusel, frumusel... nice, nice...

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.
Never Be The First To Get Old!! Happy

I am not responsible for what you think or say, just for what I say!
I never howl with the wolves, don't speak another to hear.
I have my own opinion & I insist.
Those who do not get along have only themselves to blame.

...................................

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