The Torzelan Saga: Tooting the Tifs \m/
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THIS IS A SPLIT.
I wouldn't actually bother to start a thread about this stuff, it just happened to grow massively offtopic and Mad saved us all. Now we can flame in here. Woo! Or not. We can actually not care. Which is fine.
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[rant, it is pure whine and if you don't like to read such things I beg you to skip immediately to the screenshot which is probably silly enough by own power.]
T.i.f.s is a really cool dude. His server, however, is the brooding ground of faggots, cunts and all other suiting words (except for childrens' eyes). Atleast they're adaptable, as seen by this screen which I let represent several dozens (literally) of the same kind before it.
Shoutouts to a couple of my homies on the screen:
GRZEHOO, for being the biggest coward in there, having called more callvote kicks on me than I have done in total in my life, counting all games since Shareware Doom - no joke. "Shootbot!!!" (c)
TheHekos, for an amusing read trying to break down and analyze my entire gameplay, kindly explaining it to the other lads. It will be even better one day when he knows what the fuck he's talking about.
And last, but absolutely not least, assholes like Toblerone, who can pride himself with not having said a single word and therefore may have a perfectly fine personality, but seriously has some damage making a clever teamchoice there. In the end I near doubled my kills with a slightly above 50% accuracy and believe I took a flag or two more, but damnit you won it for your team there, great job buddy. Except the only reason you succeeded in about every twentieth attempt was because I was busy falling into the abyss thanks to my later joining team... "mates".
But hey it was still one of my better visits, none of my cuddly favourite admins were there (very extra special shoutout to GEMINI, FASTER, and the other fine rcon holders who act swift and incognito, refusing to admit who did it) so I actually got to leave the server by myself, as odd as it felt.
P.S - No "tips" or anything please, like I said this is purely whine. Realnick is not an option since they know me in there, it's instant whine by now. Atleast with fakenick it takes up to a full map or two before people flip. As for playing somewhere else, yeah I do and in fact I haven't been on that server for months (except for very quick warming up, such as pre-Gladiator in Dragon's 1v1 dm17 cup), I was just amazed that with new nick, new key and new everything nothing was changed. They were even saying "is this the same dude as 2 days ago?" (which is when I warmed up there for one single map before playing Gladiator). Amazingly good memory for people else showing every attribute of five year olds.
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1 word.. LOL
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rofl! This was a great read!
Ahahahahaaha! Lmao
nice photoshop skillz.
anyways call me next time or some of the drt nubs
Actualy my favourite person on Tiffs is some amazing moron who uses nick "Camp patrol" and join a team where somebody actualy defends the flag... Of course, to shoot at him.
And then fails to stop me in defense
Im sure you met him by now
@Torz: ROTFL! One of be funniest screens I've ever saw!
On a more serious note, does EX+ have an autoteambalance system? That'd be like, omaigawd.
yes and guess how its called...
xp_autoteambalance if im right ;d
but it isnt activated on most servers and it allows for having one team 2persons more then other
Actually not, and not even anyone like that... But people named "Teamshooter" that uh, teamshoot everyone is always fun He was hilarious too hehe, "but I like your server the best Tifs! It's the only place where I can teamshoot and it's so fun! I really appreciate it!"
But yeah the camp/defend argument in there doesn't hold, if you tear them to pieces they act the same either you attack or defend so I don't care anymore and usually (not always) just stand and frag, and then it's always great when some one screams "camper!!!" while overlooking the tiny detail that what I am doing, five others are doing in the other team except with considerably less success. D'oh.
Moral of the story: lmao@noobs kekek ^___^ boomheadshot
On a more serious note, does EX+ have an autoteambalance system? That'd be like, omaigawd.