in this case darko my friend move on! i bet theres tons of welsh chicks who crave your bmx-riding, head-banging, quake-playing ass

you'd be surprised, welsh women are weird, they only want guys well gell and dyed hair, pretty boys, or spice bys as we call them. you know the ones, dress like they stole everything out of topshop (uk clothes store) and think every woman in the world wants them. pfffffffffffffffffffffffft

well im meeting with an ex, but its unlikely anything will come of that, shes cool, swedish welsh and polish

i can say things to her mum in swedish, like du har en äcklig fiskfitta

dont ask