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28. September 2006 - 22:27
Why is it the smell of vomit makes one want to vomit, but the smell of shit doesn't make you want to shit?
What colour hair do they specify on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
28. September 2006 - 22:52
#1
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where are my cookies?
why are cookies so good
what flavor of cookies is good
29. September 2006 - 2:20
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LOL Dak
Interesting stuff there.. Never thought about any of that to my recollection.
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29. September 2006 - 7:39
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Why is it the smell of vomit makes one want to vomit, but the smell of shit doesn't make you want to shit?What colour hair do they specify on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Is there another word for synonym?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
The first I have no comment on.
The hair color is the hair color of your eyebrows or beard(I have a aerodynamic haircut so I'm an authority on this) 
Another word for synonym.. Maybe, equivalence
Cause Psychics are full of it 
Or atleast if there is a sixth sense, I wouldn't think it worked like that.
Schizos only count as more than one person to themselves? Perhaps.
The last one I have no comments on either (=
In anycase, Just my take on it
29. September 2006 - 8:25
#4
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I have a few stunning realizations to add to this thread...
Am I the only one that realized that Disney land is a giant people trap operated by...a mouse?
If we are all descendants of Adam and Eve, isn't every couple in the world who has sex commiting incest?
How many times must you read the word 'misspelled' before you start to think it's spelled wrong?
If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half...how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
That's it for now, tune in for more bohemia brain farts later. 
I wont sh*t you bro, you're my favorite turd!
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wrote:Yikes. haha. It looks like high-school pics of the uni-bomber.
Confucious say He who shits in church is sitting in his own pew.
29. September 2006 - 9:12
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wrote:Am I the only one that realized that Disney land is a giant people trap operated by...a mouse?
Technically it's operated by Michael Eisner(sp?)
wrote:If we are all descendants of Adam and Eve, isn't every couple in the world who has sex commiting incest?
If those were the only two then I spose yes that'd be very incestous.. What's even more of a trip.. The only kids it mentions they had were Kain and Abel.. Both men(I could be wrong about this, been awhile since I read Genesis)
wrote:How many times must you read the word 'misspelled' before you start to think it's spelled wrong?
I have no troubled with the word misspelled, "Mis" being a prefix and all that.
wrote:If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half...how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house... Well, I think the anwser would be obvious... 42
30. September 2006 - 7:16
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The opnacake question was answered incorresctly, saint. THe answer is simple.
Q: If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
A: An armchair, because the vest has no sleeves.
This you must ponder. When you understand it as I do, you will no longer be a grasshopper, but a full-fledged cricket. Pardon me while I go chirp and such...
:chirp:
:Chirp:
I wont sh*t you bro, you're my favorite turd!
wrote:Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... Me Like Pie Toooooooooo...............
wrote:Yikes. haha. It looks like high-school pics of the uni-bomber.
Confucious say He who shits in church is sitting in his own pew.
30. September 2006 - 8:58
#8
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wrote:The opnacake question was answered incorresctly, saint. THe answer is simple.
Q: If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
A: An armchair, because the vest has no sleeves.
This you must ponder. When you understand it as I do, you will no longer be a grasshopper, but a full-fledged cricket. Pardon me while I go chirp and such...
:chirp:
:Chirp:
LOL no doubt dude 
30. September 2006 - 10:55
#9
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Why does all of this remind me of Steven Wright? 
30. September 2006 - 11:20
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hahaha Yes,very much so.....
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