Questions to Ponder...
lol, or one of my personal faves --
"I played a blank tape at full volume all night last night. Yeah. The mime living next door went nuts."
hahaha
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
BAHAHAHA!!
I agree, Steven Wright does rock, Him and Mitch Hedberg(R.I.P.) Have a really good vibe about em, I dig it
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Boh, I forgot to ask.. Have a good night last night? The word "opnacake" says you did :twisted:
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
LOL, that's genius
wait,here's more....
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
You know who else is ROFL funny -- George Carlin. omg.
Oh,hell yea.
One of my favorite comedians.
Tell's it like it is....
wait,here's more....
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
BAHAHA, The army one an the Dancing one are the best IMHO }:]
You know who else is ROFL funny -- George Carlin. omg.
That's true, He's got a HBO special comin out soon, or maybe it's already played(Don't watch much TV) Keep a lookout
Me and FL Bliss watched his most recent one online before it was even available on cable. lol. <3 MySpace video thiefs.
Me and FL Bliss watched his most recent one online before it was even available on cable. lol. <3 MySpace video thiefs.
Oh Snap, I might've known
*starts searching the intarwebs