Good morning all,
I hope everyone has and still is enjoying their holiday!

Here's a snicker to start your day......

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside the edge of a
>pond. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, "Gosh... if I go down
>three inches..., I will feel the mist from the water and I will be
>refreshed."
>
>There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down
>three inches I can eat him."
>
>There was a bear on the shore thinking, " Gosh if that fly goes down three
>inches... that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat him."
>
>It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake
>preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that
>fly goes down three inches... and That fish leaps for it...that bear
>will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a
>proper lunch."
>
>(You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake..there
>was more.)
>
>A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh...if that fly
>goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly...and
>that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear
>and drop his cheese sandwich."
>
>A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
>"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps
>for that fly...and that bear grabs for that fish...and that
>hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese
>sandwich...then I can have mouse for lunch."
>The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cool=
>ing
>mist of the water.
>
>The fish swallows the fly... the bear grabs the fish..., the hunter
>shoots the bear... the mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...the cat jumps for
>the mouse.............. the mouse ducks... the cat falls into the water and
>drowns
>
>The moral of the story is:
>
>Whenever a fly goes down three inches....
>some pussy is in danger!

There are too mayn questions going on here....

but the real question is ..... Why isnt Plinko in FL? lol

Hi guys

This is similar to one I posted a few weeks ago,but much better.
Enjoy.......

THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF DISNEY

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises
to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two
conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and
Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking
love-struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the fairygodmother. "Your diaphragm was
supposed to have turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"
"I can't remember, exactly ...Peter Peter, something or other...."

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Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters
when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see
if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood
and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through
town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the
Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her
throat, said, "Red, I'm going to *BLEEP* your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and
pulled out a .44 Magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not!
You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"

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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court
and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's *BLEEPING* Goofy."

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Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind
him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face screaming, "Lie to
me! Lie to me!"

Here's one that makes the World outside the America (north & south) ponder:

Is there a difference between Doritos And nachos? And how big is it?

I love mexican food, especially taco/nachos..
but nothing beats chinese food

Damn, that remember me about a chinese restaurant on Gran Canaria, we were there 7 of 14 days, the chinese food there was so good!
Specially the chicken with sweet-sour sauce!

*Dribbles* :F